Beren

Such a blatant foul on Anita in the build up.

Nice from Mitrovic. So refreshing to have a presence up front.

Torn between Sanchez and Aguero for captain. Sanchez looked so dangerous last week but Aguero is Aguero.

That sounds like that Pokemon Raichu.

Noooo.

Captain for the weekend?

Reckon it'll be really good, far more excited about it than the Premiership. Feel very optimistic about Tuchel. Really hope they keep Aubameyang but have a feeling he'll be snatched in January. Darmstadt look really positive for a newly promoted side. Think they'll do well.

Dortmund pull two back. 3-2 Weird guys

Nope looks pretty much like their first team. Aubameyang, Mikhitaryan, Kagawa, Guendogan, Bender, Hummels etc Shocking. Put them on my accumulator for next weekend too. Shit.

They looked incredible over the weekend. Are they playing a weakened side?

I do actually reckon a fair bit of fixing goes on in football tbh. More than we care to admit.

I wish. Same bloke owns Olivia Fallow and gave me that tip when OF won @ 15/2 which I posted in here. I just read Bookie Gambler Fixer Spy. I'm on to you Andy!

Andymc1 is clearly a bookie, like.

Yup

Not even close anymore tbh.

Being Froggy is punishment enough.

Oh, how depressingly familiar this is. I think you mean hilariously familiar? Crystal Palace 2-1 up at half-time. To kill off the game or to protect the lead for 45 minutes, hmmm.......

And it might sound harsh to criticise when he's scored two really good goals but his finishing wasn't perfect, and he made few sloppy passes in the second half. I'm sure he'll be good but it's a bit premature for the '£30m was a bargain' spiel Owen was coming out with. Absolutely tempting fate ahead of NUFC;s game against them but I can't believe the hype he's getting on the back of a decent performance against Brugge ffs. Man Utd Media Machine going into overdrive to will him to success.

Is that 5 in 3 now?

I like this. There should be more trash-talk ahead of H2Hs. Also, forfeits. Here, Fatwax, I'm going to get more points than you because it doesn't look like you're playing anymore since you picked your team. SUCK ON THAT.

Shearer would have finished it.

Howay man, be real here - Shola, Obertan and Anita scored against Brugge damn sure Anita had never scored before then, not even in training

Derby vs Boro tonight. Probably the top two in the Championship this year?

Bristol City spending £9m on Andre Gray from Brentford! Mental.