Beren

Hope he finds his house keys after replacing all the locks.

Hope he played shut up shop at 1-0 :lol:

Ok that was funny

Too flat from Shelvey. Should have got it higher.

I feel like Shelvey learnt to pass as well as he can, because he can't be bothered to move that much at times

Shelvey looks spent.

In the Morrisettian sense. Being 'not ironic'.

Like his celebration That felt like Perez's first goal. Happy for the guy.

Not even giving the Watford CBs a sniff of an own goal. Class.

Unbelievable defensive headers from Gouff and Perez :lol:

Fair score tbf.

Bring on Perez

Obviously always a smart move for the slowest defence in the Premier League to play such a high line.

Great take

Service striker. Give it to him outside the box and the maximum he can do is hold it up for you. No terrible thing, but expecting him to pick it up midway into their half and cause them problems by himself is asinine.

Think I've been watching the wrong game.

All seems too hurried. Playing at the tempo Watford want to play at, not taking care of the ball and going forward too quickly.

Playoffs in football are interesting in theory, but can you imagine the actual play-off games in England? They'd be so conservative. Both teams set up not to lose. Also, Sky's advertising for it would make me barf. Imagine a play-off final with Liverpool and Man Utd to win the league. Genuinely one of those coffin lid situations (credit to Jill).

Deeney outmuscling a CB and getting a flick on for Ighalo to react quicker than another lethargic CB is about one goal. Reckon NUFC will get a goal too though. 1-1

http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=157861 Pardewed OP.

They can't defend either. That's why they haven't won a World cup and never will. To be honest, they only ever get moves to clubs in Europe because they are big, strong and fast. Imagine if they just did running instead, Africa would dominate the Olympics man. Wasting themselves playing footy. This post comes to you sponsored by Shak. Nice. I summon Jack Flash to retrieve the legendary post.

Hope he supports the Cleveland Browns

Could be worse.