Beren

Only way we could play more narrow is if they were in single file.

This is fucking crap. Not even a decent pantomime game.

Would love if Willo scored a corner today.

Cisse going for that shot

Will be touted as an inspired sub when they come on and do the business. Not possible to start your good players from the off, of course.

Koscienly

Seriously, can anyone explain how this is a sensible business plan? How are they recouping that?

Honestly don't know how they're turning a profit on that outlay Hope they go bust.

I could see him at Swansea.

'Hiding' seems needlessly pejorative but I don't think he gets involved in play enough for a central midfielder. He's too passive and doesn't take control of the midfield as you'd hope, and unless he's surrounded by other ball players (he's not), then his assets are wasted.

These cybertears are all a bit premature. Our newly appointed hotshot up-and-coming English manager didn't just say we were aiming for top half, he even intimated we might try to push on as high as NINTH or even EIGHTH! Getting a nosebleed just thinking about it.

Daiquiri Sagna is very good.

His breath probably smells of Pardew's arse.

Curse of the organiser! Though you're actually still doing much better than I ever did. Well done and fair play for doing this btw

Double two in the pink, one in the stink.

and a 90 year old face.

Ian W

He had a cramp first, then a hand injury the next time... which they treated with cramp treatment on his legs.

He is. Still so typical of football in 2015 (or at least my experience of it) that the diving t*** keeper wins, and worse still, is the hero. Was he diving? What incentive does he have to dive? It made no sense. It was fucking loony. When he hurt his hand after he saved the Razak penalty was best - presumably to pysche out the next penalty taker - him

Very disappointed as I have a fair few passionate Ghanaian mates.

He is. Still so typical of football in 2015 (or at least my experience of it) that the diving twat keeper wins, and worse still, is the hero.

Forest never should have hired him.

"I misread what me old doctor said on account of me not being able to read and that, and when he said I had nee problem to stop me from working, I thought he said I had a knee problem"

His reputation as an honest Englishman kept him on the pitch and nowt else.

2-1 to Raith. Scrappiest goal ever.