Beren

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No signings in January, Charnley's latest guff, dead rubbers from now until eternity and Carver in the dugout. Can't imagine even the worst/most apathetic of the attending fan base will be too pleased. Then again, an early goal and all may be forgotten...

Is the attendance starting to dip?

Ashley.

Citeh drawing with Hull is bullshit. Football is rigged or a colossal bastard. Not only do we have a shite, ambitionless club checked full of cunts, we can't enjoy the failure of people like Pardew as we ought to, teams like Liverpool seem to win trophies no matter how shite they are and, to top it off, ridiculously safe bankers like Citeh vs Steve Bruce's Hull even fuck and deny our bets and ruin our Fantasy Football teams. Fuck this shit

I think we should personalise the head-to-heads in this FF league a bit more.

Dead rubber.

Can always manage a team on QoS, like.

I like Mahrez Entertaining player to watch IMO.

What's the angle? Do we secretly rate these loanees we never play? Or are we trying to boost their sales value by letting they play competitive football/be in a Scottish shop window?

Citeh are facing Hull tbf. Hull

The gamer world bit?

It's settled - the thread stays. Busting the chops of Ian W aside, it is.

It's settled - the thread stays.

Apologies if it comes across as dickier than intended, but why do you even waste your time watching online?

I did feel gutted for him when I heard he can't play for another six months. After being frozen out, or shoehorned into a Pardew regime, for God knows how long - dealing with arseholes like NUFC, or Fifa, and agents etc - after seeing talentless shits surpass you on the field through it all, I'd feel fucking robbed of my prime and a bit fed up with it all. Especially if you have the money/time to do something else.

Citeh -2 (vs Hull) & Chelsea -1 (vs Villa) double next weekend @ around 9/2

He genuinely has a height restriction for his front man. No doubt. This is when Pardew collapses, once he loses a game. He is going to start getting paranoid and playing ultra defensive. How he dropped Zaha with the form he is in is just insane. To then play a poacher in Gayle, on the wing. It's Cisse out wide all over again. So true All change! Backs-to-the-wall, let's cling on to PL status with 15 odd 0-0 draws for the rest of the season type stuff

Sounds like a risk worth taking, even though it probably doesn't feel like it for you now. Unlucky man.

Wonder what he did.

Sagna over Zabaleta? Yeesh.

Had a reasonable spell of scoring in home games when he arrived as I recall.