Beren

Spurs -1, Lazio, (Benfica 3-0, 4-0, 4-1), Liverpool -2 [vs West Ham] Three trebles with the Benfica result as the variable

Yes, in a completely non-monetary influenced-decision, he now feels like everyone who did not respect him previously now does.

Who is Dan Gosling?

Hope we can stay in it long enough until Shola can come on and do his thang. Weapon X.

Argh. Why won't he leave.

Need a big performance from this gentleman today. Hopefully we can get him on the ball in useful areas of the pitch too, which is my only real concern about whether he'll perform for us. If he's camped in our half for most of the match you know it's going to be ugly.

GW32 Reading 2-2 Southampton Norwich 1-1 Swansea Stoke City 1-1 Aston Villa West Brom 1-2 Arsenal Liverpool 6-0 West Ham Tottenham 2-1 Everton Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland Newcastle 2-1 Fulham QPR 3-3 Wigan Man Utd 0-2 Man City

Interesting to see how Benfica would do in a better league, having to face decent opposition more regularly with referees that weren't catastrophically shit. Well, with better opposition more regularly anyway

You can't apologise then insult their city anyway, man! It's like saying "No offence, but >something purposefully and directly offensive<"

Swansea in Europe with Laudrup though. /

Fantastic

Can't think of a manager in the league who has got less out of the talents at his disposal than him, in fairness. Haven't watched enough European football in 2013 to comment for the rest of Europe

Schneiderlin?

Because all our excellent crossers of the ball are being wasted? If we're at all resigned to sticking with Pardew, he (or someone of a similar mould) and Cisse would be a decent option. Not great though. With Debuchy, Santon, HBA and Gouffran potentially working the flanks I'd love for us to be getting in around defences and cutting back balls for Cisse / onrushing midfielders - moving away from our aerial-based "strategy". Debuchy has been promising in this regard so far.

Nice promo

Jelly of our Williamson, eh?

Wonder how long Messi will be gone for, never really had a long-term injury, has he?

4 goals in 6. No malo (haven't seen him play that much, tbh)

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G. Oberman scored. Swap deal for Obertan?

This in inexplicably funny. CRonaldo couldn't be more weirded out.

Yup, still fucking slays me :lol: Edit: sounds like some paranoid neighbour