Beren

Haaland bottled the semis and finals a bit tbh. Was shite.

Can't believe he was so cheap. Damn.

The rule is wrong, but by the rule it is a pen IMO.

He's Neymar-level embarrassing.

More yellows for diving in-game, plus retrospective bans for diving needed.

Beyond parody this

Sevilla are so unadventurous here. I know they're tired but howay.

Terrible performance, great season. Worrying form by quite a few players to cap the season off.

How much do you think it would cost to grow a young Arjen Robben clone?

We need a new first choice RW. Miggy is sound af, but he's not the one. The cutting on to his left stuff is just not nearly as lethal as we need to be. Tough ask to upgrade without big bucks though. To get that kinda workrate plus ruthlessness tends to cost.

Wtf

Just want a worldie goal. Not too much to ask for us, Shirley.

Just want exhibition football and good showings from players in the shop window (whoever they may be).

RAWK is so disproportionately bitter

My goodness our players have done well for themselves.

Need a crowbar to prise the gritted teeth in Carragher's jaw open as he congratulated NUFC there

Mad that some fans haven't seen NUFC in the CL before.

Right. Time to change the old underpants.

Some harsh comments on Burn. He has got forward and worked hard. But it's more of a gesture/decoy than a real option for Isak. Can't knock Burn for not trying. May yet be valuable on a set penis or sommat.

Jonny Evans looks like he's morphing into Michael Keaton

Not the worst plan. Punting it into the channels has been quite effective at times when Burns and Trippier have tried to bomb on.

I'm proper spoilt, because my response is: Isak on the leeeft

Over the season, I'd say Joelinton, with a substantial honourable mention for Schar who has been integral to what has been a solid defence (for most of the season), has embraced the footballing philosophy, has put his body on the line (to a fault, almost!) and has actually played a lot of incisive attacking football for a centre-back.

Bookies are crooks 1/100 for Man Utd, but only 25/1 for Liverpool

Delighted with that. Wouldn't have cared how the 3 points came about, as long as there were 3 points at the end. Tired of being noble losers. What a flourish to finish after a class first half. Second half was utterly dreadful until the very end. Don't know what Howe was thinking. Anyway, not a night to dwell on negatives. Fantastic result.