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Italian footballers get a bad rep, but Loftus Cheek is by far and away the biggest prick out there for Milan.

Some of Bruno's passing has been sumptuous.

This Milan side seemingly don't have half the heart of some of the sides we've played recently. We can outwork them to the finish line. Biggest risk IMO is the way we seem to overcommit to all-or-nothing tackles, rather than holding up attackers.

Foot on the ball. Tire the fuckers out. Get a second.

DONT SIT BACK

What a strike Love Gordon driving through the middle in that pocket.

GTFI BIG JOE

Not the strongest ref so far. Buying everything going. As long as he's consistent though, fair enough. The players should adapt accordingly.

Dominate possession please.

Tough day, but there will be brighter ahead. Let's focus on cups for a bit. Maybe when we have a few more bodies back we can make a late season surge to try and get a Europa spot. The league is so strong this year.

They'll just be trying to injure our players.

Wasn't in the ground, but apparently being in the vicinity is enough. I'll skip town next time Newcastle are in Wembo.

Great win. Thought they might spawn a draw at the end, but made it through. Best bit really is that they resorted to time wasting and moaning from minute one. Man Utd acting like a minnow, despite being able to rotate players in off the bench. Great stuff.

If you're a rubbish team, there's a good argument that there's more value in shooting at defender's arms than at the goal Hit three arms a game you're likely to get at least one pen out of it.

Is Europa helpful to coefficient and that? Or is it a bit of a ballache for not much?

Very well said. I'd also say the fans of a team that are top of the league are also creaming themselves on Twitter like a bunch of mackems

Jesus, sorry to hear that I legitimately don't know what handball is anymore. Or how it ever seemed so easy/simple previously.

Also, Mbappe is more of a weasel than I thought.

Classy as fuck, Isak. Astute comment on defending too early too.

McCoist is one of us like

Not that disappointed. Fantastic effort. Players dead on their feet. Not sure I understand why Howe kept Isak on as long as he did. The kids could have done more harrying than he was capable of by that point tbh! Mbappe needed the refs help to keep them from getting swept! Not often I take pleasure from the moral victory, but on this occasion I'll take it. Well done Newcastle.

This commentary team are absolutely joyous

The commentary on this game is class tbf.

Hakimi is quality tbf. Gordon finding it strange to find someone he can't burn past right off the bat IMO. Be interesting if he can move inside every now and again.