Beren

Isn't there owt about not being a dick and scoring twenty goals against opposition that is clearly struggling? Seems excessive.

"Rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0" just waiting to be trotted out....

Remarkable

Aye, need to hit 'em on Faceyb with one of these bad boys

Not the former Arsenal manager I was hoping for, but a big upgrade!

Pretty sure I had writing for the forum on my CV for ages when I was younger How To Score Past Newcastle.... the answer was normally Stephen Carr. Likely embellished the readership as being the number of site visits rather than unique site visits.

I begrudgingly accept.

Every British PFM sacking is a travesty in our world

Brilliant this week IMO

Everyone draws their own lines for themselves. The overwhelming majority of people, by necessity, have to compartmentalise issues which link their everyday world and what they deem moral impropriety. For some supporting a club funded by a state they deem immoral is not okay, but queueing up for Shell petrol with links to the same regime is acceptable. I'm a vegan and consuming animal products or wearing them is is not okay for me, but my mind has made peace with the fact I will sit on couches and in cars (not my own) with leather seats. Is this hypocrisy? I don't think so. I don't proclaim my values absolute and my principles in this regard don't unflinchingly supersede my and my family's participation in society. However I totally understand other vegans may take a different approach, but unless you're some sannyasi, absolutely detached from the material world, I think it would be hypocritical to castigate all but those who are directly involved in perpetrating the immoral acts themselves.

Look at this thread. We're a forum full of Mick

Has Ashley locked NUFC into a long term deal with Sports Direct with expensive break costs?

Shocker

Last game: 11/11/2012 - Sports Direct United 0 - 1 West Ham United Next game: don't know but the possibility of taking my kids to the game is, unbelievably, a possibility

Broccoli quiche and a coconut smoothie. Let's get mental.

Fucking hell listened with the sound off on WhatsApp. Even better

Feel like watching those old @pedro111's player montage videos with the soundtracks I'm sure they're saved on my laptop somewhere!

Yeah, proper weird. Primarily, I'm more buzzing for the forum and the class posters on here, than because I now envisage myself watching the El Newcastle United Galacticos week in week out. Can't imagine spending my Saturdays that way any more tbh. Since I stopped watching Ashley's NUFC and putting any money into the club. I now spend my Saturdays with my 5 and 3 year old boys who weren't alive when I was that guy I've only really watched major international tournament football. I've seen snippets of VAR, and I fucking hate it. Not to go all Gabby Logan, but I wouldn't mind having a more casual fan relationship with NUFC. Not sure my life circumstances are compatible with the obsessive nature of my fandom of yesteryear, but it'd be lovely to care even a little bit for a team that earnestly tries to compete. Completely accept the likes of LFEE and his dad (what a story btw ) who have been fighting Ashley all these years can justifiably spit on me as a fairweather fan. I've got lots more of this thread to catch up on

There's some junior paralegal somewhere getting reamed for not sending over the right Authorised Signatory Certificate or some shit

Love owt like this

Of course. Fucking Jenas missed his penalty in the Asia Cup anarl. Prick.

A trophy in our lifetimes preposterous