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Wasn't a pen IMO. Frustrating big moments have fallen to Burn Doesn't feel like Bruno has got his foot on the ball enough. Feels a bit like ping pong.

Will never not feel this way tbh

Pretty likeable England team overall. Apart from Pickford and Kane. Trippier would have scored the freekick, like. France the better side though IMO.

Didn't realise trying to pass the ball into the goal extended to penalties with Spain. All that technique and skill, and they can't put their laces through the ball.

Absolute fucking shite, that is.

Lovely milestone game too. Remember last year when NUFC put in a really tenacious performance but got undone by a bit of brilliance by Havertz to lose to 1-0.

Such a controlled performance. Chelsea looked toothless for the majority, barely able to put a foot on the ball, limited to speculative breakaway counters which were mostly snuffed out within 2-3 seconds. Probably not even a great NUFC performance (not that I'm complaining) with Bruno missing a few throughballs to put overlapping runners in behind the Chelsea defence. By his own high standards they are easy passes. Can't fault Dan Burn's commitment but his limitations were more at the surface than normal in possession too. And nee Wilson starting. To still be as dominant is proper "is this real life.jpg" stuff.

Fella called Josh Windass has just scored for Sheff Wed. Wonder if he's any relation to Dean. Can't be many Windasses floating about.

It's mental.

Interesting test of whether the football philosophy has filtered into the whole squad, even when the leaders of the team like Trippier and wor Bruno aren't playing.

Lovely weight on it.

Who made the throughball assist for Willock's goal?

Highlights of this out anywhere yet?

Wood is tragic man. He just needed to keep running forward and he would have scored. Instead he tried to kick it.

Do you post this every game? I feel like we are getting a lot of scat posts from you lately man.

Yup. Midweek game, nowt fancy. Three points. Make it routine, automatic.

Fraser wishing he never came on.

Has Almiron got resting smile face?

Good play from him mind.

Willock can't buy a goal, man.

Same as last year against Everton. Something about this fixture, when NUFC are out of possession, they really over-commit to tackle Everton players and end up getting badly out of position. Really bizarre

Shite ref. NUFC a bit too nervous, not playing their natural game. Not a bad half though.

Can't believe we only get three points for that. Watching NUFC is relaxing af.

You decadent slut, Deuce.