Beren

I meant more in terms of your sporting/fan identity. It's basically sloughing off every aspect of heartache and pain, or former claim to being hard done by.... ...I imagine.

The scarier proposition is what do you on Monday if you win.

Thought that was a proper test of England for 60 minutes, which they passed. They went toe-to-toe with a really impressive team IMO. After that, and the Danish subs, I thought England were far too cavalier against a team very much waiting to get beat. Don't think England will have major fatigue issues going into Sunday, and they have depth anyway, but I do think Southgate made them play a needless 30 minutes by not being a bit more aggressive. If I'm pissing on chips:

Man straight up lying straight down the eye of the camera

RAHEEM

Yeah so impressed by them, but the jig was up for them before a ball was kicked tonight.

Congratulations to England! Great to hear so many fans on here who have had a thankless footballing existence for fucking ages have got this.

UGH ITV

Goddam winding up these emotional England fans

A third goal would really whitewash the penalty issue.

Got to say, Yorkie's transformation into unequivocal England acolyte this tournament has been amazing. He's going to go full heel-turn Khaleesi in the final.

Southgate is shutting up shop against a team on figurative life support from the looks of it.

"I don't care" Lee Dixon. Probably speaking on behalf of much of In-ger-land.

How awkward.

Haha clear dive.

England are a making a right meal of this. Danes can't even close down England players on the edge of the box anymore.

Crucially though, they are both white.

They're really pushing this Grealish/Gazza thing hard

Walker looks fresh as a daisy.

Idiotic from Vestergaard.

Immediately puts in two dangerous balls in the space of a minute

England should win by a couple if this goes to ET. Be massively surprised if the Danes can hang around for another half hour.

Careful, they'll claw your eyes out later Dokko!