Beren

X4

Nick Pope

Way overcommitted there. Howay man.

Wow. That was amazing tbf.

Who remember when Longstaff skied sitters..now he is hitting that first time, like that. My fooking word.

Tbf it was always the group of death because Newcastle were in it

This is ridiculous like. The second half is gonna be agony (unless we get a third )

It was like an old school forehand Ric Flair chop to the back of the guy's head Hilariously petulant.

What a leap from BDB for the goal. Sir Les would be proud of that.

No need to overcommit players forward. They need the goals. We can pick them off here.

Must think he's on the Truman Show like

If VAR is gonna give those take as long as you like my boys.

Delighted as fuck but this is the longest half of football in my life. Stop the count

I like Gordon pumping up the team to set the tone, but him pressing so consistently high is really leaving Dan Burn exposed.

The audio on that VAR sounds like a startup podcast Not the officiating system for a multibillion pound sport. Hilariously informal. Need a "the ruling on the field is X. The ruling is correct/should be overturned" style script.

Je m'appelle Beren. Comment ca va? Je voudrais jouer Countdown avec Susie Dent.

Going to take me another five years of this to accept these fixtures as routine victories

Delicious

Liverpool, easy. Kane leaving and Ange coming has immediately made Spurs more affable IMO.

Who's next?!

Both like to draw the opposition onto them and counterpunch. Could be interesting tactially but turgid Let's see.

I have to say, I thought success against Man City playing that way is very much contingent on having a strong referee who doesn't give a free kick for every bit of contact.