HawK

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

Club won't see a massive uptick in shirt sales in Korea, and neither will Sports Direct. Sick and tired of this silly stereotype. You know this for sure like? Think someone that was born in SK will know more about it than you tbh. Why's that? I'm British but I couldn't give you the low down on all British marketing trends. Tbf,an uptick of zero to anything can be quantified as massive

Where's that guy with the barber-shop sig

They're flush and a bigger club than us, if they wanted him he's off imo. That said their midfield is pretty packed so it's hard to see him being a guaranteed starter - Ituraspe, Rico, Benat, Garcia to name a few .

Gayle hasn’t missed any, fortunately. Gayle is going to be replaced as well. You just can't carry strikers who can't finish in the Premier. We're not buying 2 strikers this summer. It'll be Gayle, Joselu, Perez + whoever we can find with a low release clause. Lewis Grabban

From what I watched earlier Mitro is better than Messi. I think Ronaldo just nudged himself ahead of Mitro, but I don't want to get too carried away.

Meh

Grr now I gotta check 2 boards rather than just 1, mumble grumble.

This is what everyone is saying though, no way will Ashley put anything in writing like that. Remember this is a guy who uses post it notes and verbal agreements in most things which came out in the that appearance in front of MPs.

To be honest I think it just makes it more and more likely that Rafa will sell him if it's his decision. He doesn't like Mitro and if someone will give us 25m he'll take it so we can buy 2 grafters instead. Not intended to be a criticism of Rafa but I think this is just how he works.

Did you forget for a second who owns the club you support when you posted that?

As others have said, the funds aren't going to be re-invested, 10 years of experience tells us this, so any plans of 'well if we receive X, then we can spend X on player Y and player Z' are fantasy-land, regular football club notions. If he goes for £30m to a club like Everton, then all it does is confirm even further how incompetent our owner and decision-makers are. That said, we can't really be too displeased if he leaves for circa £50m to a CL-caliber club if Jamaal wants to go to a more ambitious club - I would support his decision. Reminiscent of José Enrique to Liverpool, I never held a grudge against him because he said he wanted to go to a more ambitious cub. I don't want to see him leave, but I wouldn't blame him at all. And if Rafa then goes, that's me done with NUFC anyway until MA dies, so I don't care.

Wonder if any bookies are taking bets on clubs' top brass that don't realise the transfer window has shortened. I'd hoy 50 on us in a heartbeat.

One golden cup, one furry.

Me grandma's brother was the old fella. Your great uncle then?

The day he's not part of our club any more is the day a small piece of me is going to die inside.

That last frame is criminal

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTj1t_LgdeI/UK4WlAPcB3I/AAAAAAAADNI/84LLKxM3yDA/s1600/Sadness.jpg

Harsh but true

Interesting to not see many people wanting Rafa to try him at 10 behind Perez.

Shit I forgot to get in the good Radox in preparation for my transfer bath

That's some MS Works levels of clipart there

Bilbao's tapping up attempt: One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!