HawK

Don't take me 'ome... please don't take me 'ooohhhmme. I just don't wanna go to work Stay over here, drink all the beer, Please don-don't take me 'ome... Love it

Same issue as here, he annoys all the grafty shit players. Which is all that Hull have

Last one I remember, Ferdinand scored vs Sheff Wed

From a set penis.

Owen's been not too bad today, usually he can't wait with the sly digs.

Yup Colback is undroppable. Ashley wants the playing stuff and management saturated with Jaw-deez so we think twice before putting pressure on the regime.

You can never leave Newcastle, because you've already done for.

The guy has just heard that Carver has been put in charge of the team. What did you expect? a bit of respect for his current club/fans? He needs to show respect to the club? How about the club respecting these talented players and actually trying to compete.

This has sod all to do with Carver he has been desperatly pimping himself out for some time now. I just find it quite disrespectful to us. He has every right when his employers actively try to not win things/be successful. We probably lied to him to get him to sign in the first place. I have no issue with him wanting to leave in order to improve. Him telling the world he wants to leave on a weekly basis I do have a problem with. If I was him and got duped into signing for this sham of a club, I'd be shouting from the rooftops and holding personal press conferences daily till I got moved on.

...and I'll have no axe to grind if he does decide to move on. He's got his career to think about and wanting to achieve things before he hangs up his boots is natural and understandable. Him showing a bit of ambition at this point in time contrasts perfectly with our latest managerial appointment and magnifies the differences in ambition and goals. He's not the weird one for having ambition, we're the freaks for actively wanting to stand stock still. Same sentiment from me. I seem to recall Enriqué got absolutely slated for doing the same though which I could never understand, I always backed him over the move to Liverpool.

First home game... I completely forgot about the other matches, that 8-0 Sheff Wed game had me physically crying with happiness

Must of been a quick learner as he thumped 5 past Sheffield Wednesday in the first game SBR took over.

I still have this feeling of absolute delight that Pardew is not our manager anymore.

Crystal Palace to win the FA Cup.

I don't even think he prioritised the league that much, he often just picked s*** sides. Some of our better cup performances were when he left first teamers out. League Cup win away to Chelsea when Josh McEachran(sp) came on and ran the show for the last 20 minutes, 4-3 to us wasn't it?

Always wanted us to sign the Horse when he played for Dynamo Kiev. Really decent player. Definitely. Love a marauding full back me. You're all liars, only liked him because he was the only player on Championship Manager 2 with 20 Tackling, 20 Heading and 20 Marking that you could get for <£3m.

I think some members need to be aware that others than just members of the past 5 years read these boards

Silver lining - the year on year profit increase will look incredibly attractive to potential buyers, if indeed Mike Ashley has a crisis of common sense and disembarks from this incredibly lucrative gravy train that is owning Newcastle United.

Why is this news? Been happening for 8 years. And people questioning the credibility of Deloitte, jesus wept

Interesting piece on the commercial side, now just imagine if SD threw in a few quid for their kabillion adverts..

http://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/uk/Documents/sports-business-group/deloitte-football-money-league-2015.PDF

Wtf's happened to his arm

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Don't like it when people use 'abortion' as if it's the same as 'aberration'.. the first being unnecessarily callous.

Couldn't they just get Song back? Why Tiote?