Karjala

Yep, everyone has to get behind KK and bring back the good times!

Imagine the atmopshere on Satuday! Will KK be introduced tonight and in charge on Sat? We'd have more chance of winning if he just walked into the dressing room 30mins before the game and picked the team, without saying a word, than if Pearson takes charge.

Will he be introduced to the crowd tonight and in charge on Saturday?

Probably be sold out, knowing the toon fans. Honeslty, Imagine the atmosphere on Saturday though, no doubt what so ever all remaining tickets will be gone by tomorrow morning.

I've just sucked one off. Ive invited two over for dinner.

Just buy 'em online, you mentalist. Jumpers for goalposts and all that.

Exactly, SJP will be absolutely bouncing on Saturday.

Theres only one Kevin Keegan, one Kevin Keegan, Walking Along, Singing a Song....

I havent shut up about the good old days, and being fucking gutted when Keegan left all them years ago, to my wife who doesnt give a shite.

Howay man lads, get in the spirit of things.

Who's gonna sleep outside SJP tonight to get tickets for Saturday then?

Hahaha!

Keegan is back, passion is back. We'll put 6 past Stoke tonight, get a draw at the Emirates, turn them ower 5-2 at SJP and march on to Wembley. Cup will be ours, and Keegan will resign in the summer.

He'll get at least £200m, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Mellberg, Dunne, Deco, Drogba all in the bag.

Absolutely ower the fuckin moon! First thing i did when i heard was crack open a can and sing: E, I, E, I, E, I, O Up the Premiership here we go When we get to Europe This is What we'll Sing We are geordies, Super Geordies KEEGAN is our King! Unfinished business, good football, and an open chequebook. Passion back at SJP.

E, I, E, I, E, I, O Up the Premiership here we go When we get to Europe This is What we'll Sing We are geordies, Super Geordies KEEGAN is our King!

Hope EVERYONE gets behind him. I'm excited as owt now, Keegan will bring back the passion, and won't put up with the crap weve seen from Allardyce et al. Ashley knows the good old days, and will throw the cheque book at him TOON, TOON, BLACK N WHITE ARMY!

quality

Being able to pick a good captain, like Smith or Geremi.

Think so too. It will be low by Newcastle's standards, but its still fuckin ridiculous (amazing) how a club can pull in 30k fans for an FA Cup replay at home to lower league opposition, having played shite football all season, having no manager, just being whipped 6 nowt, are gonna get knocked out in the next round and its £20 a ticket.

Will there be any fans there?

-Basically he knows nothing of Newcastle's interest, and is responding to the media speculation, by admitting Newcastle are a big club.

Chelsea have agreed terms with Lokomotiv Moscow for £9m defender Branislav Ivanovic.

ITK: Ketsbaia is sat in Morts office now, with a pen in his hand, and the contract as NUFC manager in front of him. (somebody sticks on a fiver on him with SkyBet, odds plummet and N-O starts a new thread)

Wiki cracks me up at times: