Disco

Scored at least one near post into far corner jobs for us. Was randomly watching a goals comp for him the other week.

Sharteta running his players into the ground for another late season crumble is it?

Young playing for it like.

Clear pel.

First time he’s touched the ball.

Harry Shitbag losing his rag.

They hate Fatty Patty nearly as much as The Citizens Advice Bureau these days.

I’m so old I remember when the whole press pack told us the much loved Old Trafford outfit were going to take off once Amorim was able to get some time on the training field.

2-0 Man Utd are as hideous as their fanbase, owner and club legends.

Fucking farcical this. Nearly 4 mins of checking for something you could tell on the first replay.

Classic Moyes centre forward really. Big, physical and relatively mobile. Confidence is such a massive thing in football.

Betogol, great finish.

Leicester L-L Brentford Everton 1-1 Man United Arsenal 2-0 West Ham Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves Fulham 2-1 Palace Ipswich 1-1 Spurs Southampton 1-2 Brighton Villa 2-1 Chelsea Newcastle 2-1 Forest Man City 1-2 Liverpool

Dan Levy has requested Spurs never be referred to as Tottenham as the local area makes him wince, feel physically ill, and is harming profit for shareholders.

Should be 4, what a chance

Gol PSV, carnage. Flamingo flying in with the finish.

Motta looks a bit like an urban dwelling and styled Niall Quinn

PSV gol

Real through then

Ruben Trippier absolutely honking

City learning from us at the weekend there

Big sexy pirate, 1-1.

Good goal tbf

She’s had a hard days night to be fair to her. She’s been working like a dog.