Disco

Ah yes, thought he sounded loosely familiar.

1-2. What a counter by the Norwads.

Roma level

1-1. Nice finish from Bodo and sometimes Glimt.

Bodo and/or Glimt bringing a quarter of the town with them. Probably should have just stayed at home. 1-0. Keeper makes Nick Pope look like Riquelme.

Dutch teams having some week. Feyenoord 3 down and get the draw and PSV were 0-2 down in the 86th minute and won tonight.

Proper 0/10 from Neybappe.

Gackers 2-0

Even worse pen

Mendy getting roasted

Lolbappe

Bought that

That young nonce at the back for Madrid has been impressive.

Not even the most Uruguayan that’s played for Libpewl

Nunez down like a sack of shit again

And again. Hideous.

Good old racist Keith. Still a monumentally thick cunt.

They’re weirdly decent at home but aye keeping them afloat will probably keep him in the role

Not enough faces in the world for that. West Ham clearly absolutely shite but we fucked it to an unreal degree. Second half especially we were shit and got worse with every change to the point they were taking the piss, absolutely awful. Wan Bisaka joining Lazaridis and Rowland in the utter dross stakes against us.

Think they’ll improve IMO but as always they’ve got huge weaknesses he’ll need to address and their squad is a total mess in terms of playing high intensity 3-4-2-1 if that’s the way forward for them. They always struggle to move players on as they pay well and you can’t see that changing soon. The longer it continues the better is for us so long may it continue but I suspect they’ll become less flakey when Amorim is more embedded. He’ll surely start playing with a semblance of a midfield for a start.

Aye I’ve just had a little deeks through. Sadly no far touchline action close enough to see anything other than a 2 pixel size young Discman.

Did we not have 40 odd shots or something totally daft? Vague memories now but I remember it being a total onslaught.

Getting 3-0, Les Sealey MOM vibes from this one now.