Disco

Becoming a monster league and the demise of European leagues financially has absolutely fucked it in terms of selling players back abroad if it doesn’t work out as 9/20 go back at a massive loss and/or on subsidised deals.

Elliott has played most his games in midfield and not as a wide forward hasn’t he? Also, no chance.

They can obviously point to themselves being the perfect stepping stone club but seems to me they have way too many players currently albeit they obviously have great depth as a result.

Luton in the mud.

Pens about to start at Loftus Road if anyone wants to add some drama to a dull evening.

Never heard of him. Seething Know Nowt Howe hasn’t signed him.

Bit shan on the watersports fans who’d class themselves as Happy Wetters.

Ayew scores for Leicester. Another one Know Nowt Howe refused to sign.

3 nowt now. Not the best start to the season for them.

That Turkish left back joins Brighton. Wonder if that means The Pervert will be off, always been impressed by him so seems a bit harsh.

Boro 1 down.

Was just speaking to my friend Wideboy Gal from Beckenham and he reckons the word on the South London street is that Guehi is stalling because he doesn’t want to play with a waster like Al-Moron.

Sounds like he’s been learning English off the Brazilian lads. Doesn’t sound Italian at all.

Hope Arda doesn’t shoot him after a Hollywood pass to no cunt.

Padel player these days I’m sure I read a while ago.

Merino to Arsenal confirmado

Suspect quite a lot of our internal projections for the season are based on this tbh.

Supposed to be a massive bellend isn’t he?

I quite like Danny but given I’m a step removed from it his rants and oddities don’t mean as much. I only listen when you don’t win or something else goes tits up too

Thought they were swapping Lukaku for Osimhen?

This might send me over the edge

Should call himself No D. Eales Geddit?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Think I’d go, injuries and fitness providing, something like Pope Tripps - Kraft - Kelly - Hall Willock - Bruno - Big Jow Miggy - Isak - Barnes Not a chance Tonali starts but if they put out a weak team and we can get it done within the hour it’s perfect to give him, Osula, Targett a good half hour off the bench.