simonsays

Outstanding today.

Proper Rolls Royce defender is Ven De Ven

Isak is just unreal. No one else like him

Doesn't matter how fast Van De Ven is if he can't stay in his feet

The most clear cut booking you will ever see

Fun game so far

You have to imagine we will now have official tractor, sanitary product etc partners lined up in readiness for this

Looked like a pen to me

I agree. If anything you look for a wide forward who can score goals and can play through the middle if needed rather than shifting Isak from his best position. The fact he is so good at close control and dribbling is the only reason why people consider moving him to the left - it would be like Arsenal putting Henry on the wing to fit in another striker

The refereeing seems equally bad in the Spurs west ham game

I understand not wanting to play the youngsters, but Paul Dummett should never be a consideration

You miss the game on the weekend?

He's like a fucking competition winner at the minute

No second look at raking someone's Achilles though

That grinning jug eared cunt meant to do that.

When you're not using your shoulder to cross the ball perhaps it shouldn't be offside

Urgh offside I think

Beautiful goal that

Longstaff really can't make even the easiest pass at the moment

Surely not a juvenile response from you? I expected so much better

Pot, meet Kettle.

Shock horror

The people you are going after aren't the issue - it's the manner you're doing it in. It seems entitled and arrogant, which I know is the Man Utd way, but I don't really see it as a sensible tactic.

Somehow none of Nottingham Forest, Everton or Leicester look in the slightest danger of going bust. It's almost as if that isn't the reason for FFP.

Fair enough - clearly you know something I don't