Tooj

Didn't Shearer though manage to tear the ankle ligaments while breaking it and dislocating it at the same time?

You're alive then Kev.

"Mo."

Barton's having a shocker.

What a sprint contest that was. Milner versus Harte.

You'd think for all the money they are payed, our squad would be able to at least control a ball under a bit of pressure.

Chopra to score first then to reveal a t-shirt underneath his shirt with the slogan "It coulda been worse, I coulda been born a Mackem."

FUCKING COME ON! Heard that atmosphere man. Shits on all the other derbies, in my unbiased perspective.

What a wanker Paul Merson is.

Why would they want Fabregas though when Iniesta is better? [/controversial]

Jesus fucking wept Skirge.

How you getting there Kev mate? Metro? a lift off me uncles mates then metro back I wish you the best of luck like mate, as I've said, it fucking killed me when I done it. You might get found out like, make sure you keep quiet, as when the away supporters ban was on before, people were being identified by their accents.

How you getting there Kev mate? Metro?

So excited right now.

Everyone suspected me though I'm sure of it when I went in their end, seriously it was not good. Especially when Kyle had that goal disallowed right before the end of the game, fucking hell man.

No need for the angst man. Whatever happens will happen. You can't alter it so why worry about it? We've just got to chill and trust them to do the business. Trust them Wulbert. I can only imagine the grief you'll get though mate, living in Seaham and working in Washy. Chilled to the max mate I realise what's at stake but I'm over the 'nervous' stage. My future is in their hands. I shall deal with whatever fate throws my way. *fucking hell I sound like Parky*

No need for the angst man. Whatever happens will happen. You can't alter it so why worry about it? We've just got to chill and trust them to do the business. Trust them Wulbert. I can only imagine the grief you'll get though mate, living in Seaham and working in Washy.

Don't worry mate. It's not your fault you weren't born the last time we played them.

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All would be much appreciated on Sunday there Nobster.

Not like you to overreact Skirge mate is it?

I sat in their end when we beat them 1-0 in 2003, would never do it again, that's for certain.