DJ_NUFC

And colback for saivet.

This is the kind of defeatist mentality that Pardew, Carver and now McClaren have installed that, surprise, surprise, has not even worked. We get battered or lose each time we try for a draw, yet these fucking cunt of managers keep repeating the mantra as they fade this club into oblivion.

Keep it tight a draw at a stoke is a good result. This is how he thinks. We aren't really in a position to play an open game though. We would get mauled if we didn't keep it tight. That said.... There's keeping it tight and there's offering nothing going foward. Get Perez on for Gini. We haven't successfully kept 'it tight' for a few years now. In fact, every shit manager we've had seems to go for it continuously even though we keep failing at it.

What was the point of giving this lad a new contract? Fucking ridiculous.

That's not really true though, is it? Fulawushola has clearly not watched Perez. Ever.

Get this fucking cunt out of our club.

What the FUCK does this cunt have against Perez? This is HBA - Pardew levels of insanity here. Gouffran starting ahead of him. I'm more done with him than I ever was. Fucking get rid.

Unfortunately, I'm a pacifist, so I walked away slowly and began talking Canadian politics with some other geezer. But I couldn't sleep and saw red all night.

In other news, Man Utd fans still cunts. Was at a birthday party pissup at a pub over the weekend, and this Man U fan decided to start talking to me, unprovoked, about footie. Opens with, "hey Newcastle fan! Alan Pardew is killing it, eh? Haha, you guys must hate how well he's doing at Palace!" Shocked, I advised him to look at the last 10 results for Palace, and how Palace fans are sounding much like us in their similar complaints about him, and he goes, "yeah yeah, it's only a bad run. He's a fantastic manager. You guys aren't doing any better with McLaren, either! I LOVE McLaren." His actual words. He goes on and on about how much he loves McLaren and how he's the best number two Man U's ever had. And of course, he ends with the mega-troll line, "I love Newcastle, I want you guys to stay up, but I don't know what's wrong with your club! You've had two great managers but you're still down there!" The quotes, obviously, are paraphrased. I'm still fucking reeling.

Woohoo! This man stole my heart ages ago and keeps reminding me why every few years.

It astonishes me that that is a real statement.

This thread is projecting RTG levels of awkwardness.

Brilliant.

I'm sure there would be a direct correlation and commonalities between those people and #trump2016 supporters.

Compared to the cunts who've managed us he's fucking Obama 2008

Did she tell you she's going to be at the derby? Telly doesn't pick these things up usually.

A larger-than-life, ambitious, seasoned and modern manager (like Rafa, just as an example), can work absolute wonders for not just our squad but the entire club. And may end up making Ashley even more money by actually finishing higher in the league. But the fat cunt simply hasn't worked this simple nugget of wisdom out after owning a football club all these years.

I think his 6 months before he even came to NUFC, after turning us down twice, showed his own failure to, ahem, launch Derby into the Prem. He brought his own failed culture with him and added to the complex cocktail of failure we've established at the club.

The issue is one of ambition, and the lack of it has percolated drip by drip from top down, making its way into the soil at SJP and (lasagna-warning) the DNA of everyone at the club. We keep appointing managers who have no sense of ambition for their own fucking careers, let alone instilling an ethos in whichever club they take over. Basically, as Americans would say, it's a loser-mentality and once it settles in, you need a larger-than-life, KK-like figure to lift the gloom. Which we clearly are not going to get. Sigh.

Things have been largely quiet around here, and with the 18-day break, what else can us humans do?

Plus I'm sure the club has some sort AV kid to show videos of our great past. It got me thinking like what if we hired some sort of psychogical department to implement a brainwashing campaign within the club to make the players play harder and not want to leave. Kinda like a Clockwork Orange thing with Newcastle videos on full blast 24/7. The Keegan and SBR years have loads of highs to get the adrenaline pumping, but we'd need to burn to ashes all the footage from the other cunts we've had as managers. Alternatively, just put the Carver period in and let's just end everyone's fucking misery.

Hardly a double standard, like. The English players didn't have to fly 12,000 miles to play (relatively) pointless fixtures. Of course, but it's part and parcel of having a South American at your club who's a first team regular for his national team. Good thing we've not had to worry too much about this with Colo, how would we survive?

People are reading far too much into this. Who gives a fuck. It was good of him to tweet that, regardless. Shows he has a modicum of care about the club, even if he's outsourcing his twitter account to Bangladesh or wherever.