DJ_NUFC

The lack of shame from Charnley amazes me. To go back for a guy who rejected us TWICE, and got fired for finishing not even near the top of the Championship, is new levels of incompetence and further highlights how out of their depths the bald and the fat one are when it comes to football.

Of course, I have no problem with the PR team writing content and working with or at least showing the Captain the content, and only publishing it after approval from the supposed author, but that doesn't seem to be the case in this scenario, as Colo seems to have denied the whole thing

He's reaching Ben Arfa levels of sticking-it-to-the-regime now, and he's far more articulate.

Well after years and years of following many different sports religiously, this is the first time I'm hearing about such behaviour. Do you mean by the captain's own PR guys, or in your mind has it always been the case of the club or national team writing out Shakespearean prose and signing it off as the Cap'n? A rather confusing comment about yet another situation that highlights how the current club regime is like North Korea and continue to lie to us at every opportunity.

You couldn't make it up

That little tidbit about attacking kamikaze does seem to stir some movement in my groin region after a long period of dormancy, so I'm in as well.

Sounds like fun... All hail the black Keegan!

I don't know, a manager who has art high on the priority list of life is exactly the kind who would play the game the right way I would be setting up fake art gallereez around the ground just to lure him, filled with poorly drawn imitations of Picasso and Van Gogh by the plethora of crayons at the disposal of Carver and Stoney.

One more year of his brilliance. That's if we don't renew it

Cunt released / dead yet? Why don't we just cancel his contract?

Pretty sad to see him go. Which tells you all you need to know about what an incredible person he is, and what a servant he's been to this club. And even more than that, what he achieved in the last year or two, overcoming serious obstacles to work his way back into the team, and score the goal that kept us in the Premier League Will never, ever forget that goal, and your celebration, Jonas. Thanks for everything.

WOOHOO! But just like Gosling, serious questions need to be asked why he started so many games for us if he was considered unnecessary. Typical of the wankers we keep selecting as 'head coach.'

Why are people hell-bent on ruining my Friday?

Good to see our new media chief is correcting these inaccuracies... http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/Kim-Jong-un-517105.jpg

Lacklustre career Amazing how our management is blamed for some players' performance, whereas others are being held solely responsible for similar failings. He's hardly had much of a career here, with dimwit cloggers starting ahead of him. But in any case, at least you seem to have come around after that one performance.

How technically gifted do you have to be as a defensive midfielder? His main role would be to win the ball and move it quickly which he did very well on Sunday. That might also have been helped by us getting forward in numbers for the first time in ages in the second half. It makes pressing the ball a lot easier. Pressing. Another attribute I forgot to mention, which the likes of Raylor still haven't grasped the concept of.

I'm not. I'm simply comparing attributes such as his first touch, balance, quickness of feet and passing, ability to accelerate from a stagnant position, winning the ball cleanly, willingness and ability to take players on and actually beat them from time to time, and his dynamism, in comparison to the other wankers we constantly play in his place. In fact, I'm sticking my neck on the line to say he's far more technically gifted than Ryan Taylor, Jonas, Colback or Gouffran, our midfield stalwarts.

Did you write off the rest of the team then?

Big Vern has always had fans on this forum, and certainly some bit of revisionism has gone on about how bad or ineffective he's been for us. The same posters are easily willing to blame the manager(s) and club apathy for other players' poor performances. Our most technically gifted midfielder and would absolutely shine under the right manager with the right vision. Since we have never had that, he's struggled sometimes but more often than not has played well.

You smashed it, you baller, HF. This Matt guy is just kicking off though on Twitter, it seems: Matt5cott @Matt5cottfrom Twitter5m @NUFCTheMag @MikeAshleyLies Thanks for writing your blog on my column. At risk of ever-decreasing circles, may I respond to the response?

Dare we show the Gouffran gif again vs. Spurs?

Probably the most used sentence on this forum under Ashley's reign, right after "cunt dead yet?" in reference to a plethora of people employed under the Fat One since.

Those leaked tactics had to have been a parody. So bad, just... so ridiculous. Perez to bully their CBs or something, goodness.

After Ashley's public interview, the most obvious thing I expected him to do was to bin this bald fuck and Carver and appoint two new qualified people for the roles. But his mention of Charnley kind of blew his whole 'second chance' bullshit and I think has showed him once again for what he is: clueless about football. I wonder if he hires incompetent, unqualified people to run his business.