DJ_NUFC

Some people, man. There should be licenses required to become a parent.

That double-standard from our fans, players and manager is what made the entire HBA episode so blood-boilingly insufferable. He would tear teams apart but get blasted by everyone for giving away the ball. The rest of the 10 players would do fuck all and still give away the ball, and everyone would call it "graft."

So what you're saying is... life is rigged, and the man won. We never should have wasted the '60s smoking and fucking it all away.

This is freaking incredible. Wow. These AO guys are freaking awesome.

Fantastic write up. I only wish that the fat w***** actually reads intelligent pieces written about him and what he's done to this club. Clearly doesn't, as he doesn't seem to have a shred of conscience. I imagine his inetrnet/media gimp will be doing all the browsing of the web, to see whats being said. Ashley wont be doing it. Charnley does fit the image of one kept inside a chest and brought out when needed on a leash and in full leather.

That's what I don't get. People talk about his time at Toronto like Mourinho's at Porto or something. The cunt was one of our worst coaches in our entire history, what the fuck are people smoking? These are people within the actual game, how can they be so blind to facts?

Can't believe most of us would have motherfucking Souness back right now

Fantastic write up. I only wish that the fat wanker actually reads intelligent pieces written about him and what he's done to this club. Clearly doesn't, as he doesn't seem to have a shred of conscience.

When did he say that? Last thing I read from him was that he doesn't think the players are good enough. If he actually thinks he's lost the dressing room, and is admitting it publicly, wtf is he still doing at the club? More and more Ruud Gullit seems like a mountain of a man compared to the cunts we've had since SBR.

This is pretty earth-shattering news, if those photos are to be believed. The board is listening after all? We can surely thank AO.com for this, as we hadn't seen even a hint of such movements before the protests. Best news I've heard in a while, tbh. I don't even give a fuck if he's 'cheap,' he's not Carver and he's not McLaren. I'm almost ecstatic

Youth development This club, man.

Who do I need to sleep with for people to grasp sarcasm around here?

Can you make a flip book of that?

I hope the camera crew walk in on Ashley and Charnley filming a webisode of Backroom Facials.

If I were to suddenly become a billionaire, my first act would be to reinstate this guy in whatever capacity. If he can still manage to run for 10 minutes without getting out of breath, I'll be one of those mental owners who forces his managers to start players he wants to watch (Klopp won't be too impressed but I shall let him have his way with my model wife), and if he's the mouthbreathing Jabba-the-Hut lookalike we've been led to believe, he shall become a coach or a mascot around the club, or something. As you can tell, I still dream about this fellow. Come home, sweet prince!

He and Janmaat seem to express the most frustration with their fellow teammates during games. No surprise. I wish someone would make a video of all the times Janmaat has just looked at the sky as one of his teammates has cocked up to let in a goal. Two quality players unfortunately I can't see us keeping for long

This guy's answers to mundane, ordinary questions about a football managers job continue to baffle us all I mean, come on, how could you not answer that question properly at least with some run of the mill, garden variety solutions suggested, like buying two new centre halves, a new striker, etc?

Successive managers now have chosen this fuckcunt over HBA. SUPORT DA TEAM NOT DA REGIME! Makes me sick.

Despise him for Southampton. He should've been sacked for that alone, would've been at any other club.

Concerned about where our next point is coming from

It's criminal how our best defenders were allowed to fucking leave before close of season. Motherfucking ridiculous. That profit still feeling good, Mike?

Glad the verdict's finally put that one to rest. Kept me up at nights.