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Janmaat looks seriously disgusted at being touched by Carver there

for what? The Premier League. He's simply not equipped to be an effective, regular player in this league. He's shown this time and time again. He had a very good game on Sunday but West Ham weren't really at it and he usually just gets bullied out of the way. If he's a regular next season the Ashley won't have spent the cash and we'll be in bother. knowing what we all know about our managers and coaching I find this a fucking ludicrous position personally

History revisionism, it comes from the top down at this club Anyways, we need to wheel this fat fuck on an Obesity Stretcher onto the pitch with his bucket of KFC and curry-stained bib so he can occupy the right-wing and absolutely destroy West Ham while breathing through his mouth tomorrow. A lardy Ben Arfa is still more than the cunts currently occupying the shirt can manage, the spineless, imagination-less gits.

“It’s about five months now and in that time I don’t think any other manager would have had to deal with everything I’ve had to deal with in their whole career,” he says. Say it again, John.

So according to this article, McLaren fucked himself royally by flirting with us and turning us down, angering both us and Derby into leaving him without employment completely?

I'm waiting to get home so I can do more than just gaze at that gif. Glaze would be more apt.

Part of my wants to fume but another part of me is just baffled by the lack of logic on display by cunts like these. So we deserve to go down for being afraid Pardew was flirting us too close to relegation and was the anal-piece of a horrid regime, so we asked for him to be replaced with someone better, and when the toxic regime did not replace him and sold our defenders and gave the job to another clueless wanker, it's all our fault? And we should somehow be happy that Pardew got us the win at QPR last time around when he almost sent us down?

Fucking love The Guardian even more now.

Honesty of the league...

Don't even remind me of the Souness years, man. Ugh. Fuck. And to think even he is better than our last two managers makes my stomach churn.

This is insane. How the fuck do Derby County have owners with more ambition and knowledge about the game by going after Clement, while we're hiring the man they just fired?

What ... the fuck... is going on...

Are you out for bites? How has he been terrible for us? There have been far worse wankers to grace this club than the ever-smiling, brighten-up-kids'-days Cisse, man. The Wonga and casino thing was silly, but aside from the spitting incident, I can't think of anything actually terrible he's done. And yeah, he's the only striker we have. So he gets a free fucking pass.

But if you have the hierarchy believe their own words, there was never even the notion of ever sacking Pardew. The man was as protected as the Pope.

The issue, Ron, is that criticism for HBA is the same criticism for a lot of flair players. Not tracking back, bad attitude in training, etc., none of this is new under the sun. A decent manager with half a brain works WITH these issues instead of using them, and players like him, to hide his own inadequacies by laying the blame entirely on their colourful doorstep. The fact is most football lovers and connoisseurs of the game are willing to forgive and work with these drawbacks for that little bit of (cough) "magic" that has us repeating it on youtube and in our minds over and over again long, often years, after the game is done. Those are the very first moments that drew us to the sport in the first place.

You create your own luck. They're scrappers, always have been, like bacteria that won't die even after a nuclear apocalypse and a new ice age. Their owner knows appointing actual managers, for however short a period, inevitable leads to a boost in points, ensuring survival. Ours gives the keys to the cone handler.

"I've actually thought about turning my own phone off. You get so many messages, good messages, but it can actually wear you down the amount you get and that is why I don't have a Twitter account. "If you have one of them all of a sudden someone starts giving you abuse then that can affect your mental status and I can't afford to have that." Referring to Shearer here? And the man so badly wants a Twitter account, but can't stand the thought of the abuse if he signs on.

Ah that's terrible, man. Fuck.

WTF, why kill the cat?

I mean, I knew it was bad, but not that bad. Fuck.

Three days later we played Arsenal, with one change. Ben Arfa out, Tiote back in, Gouffran still on the field and we lost the game to nil. Arsene Wenger was quoted afterwards by a French journalist as saying "I was scared when you came on Hatem." Ben Arfa didn't start another league game for over a month. How can any footballer succeed in that managerial environment, where they're not rewarded for good performances but are always punished for poor ones? I'm pretty sure you can make any footballer look like they're acting the prick, if you deliberately set out to be a complete cunt to them, even moreso if they're already known for being temperamental. Pardew played our gullible fans like a fucking fiddle. The rewriting of history by Pardew and fans of HBA's time here is the biggest success story of this fucking regime, and many of our neanderthal fans, pundits, media and fans of other clubs have bought it hook, line and sinker. The fact that this debate is still taking place after a plethora of evidence to the contrary tells you why we have the political and financial systems we currently have with the 1% absolutely taking the piss out of the 99% of serfs.

You don't have to read it if you don't want to. That Facebook page is the doldrums of civilization, I find it sad and baffling that there are fans out there who actually believe in things like this ^. And yes, I like to point them out and cringelaugh at them. This forum is already pretty one-sided (thankfully) on many of the main topics of conversation surrounding NUFC, I find it amusing to see the 'other side,' per se. I say bring it on. I've tried arguing with pillocks on there in the past, no use.

Our fans are fucking mugs. This just popped up in the Facebook group:

The kit – designed by Puma – was modelled by skipper Fabricio Coloccini, who looked less than pleased to be taking part in the shoot in pictures which circulated yesterday. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/19/18/28DC8F7500000578-3088240-Newcastle_defender_Fabricio_Coloccini_models_the_club_s_new_home-m-9_1432056982458.jpg

I thought John was a Wolves fan?