DJ_NUFC

Wasn't missed

Absolutely. My only concern here is replacement :S We let someone like MYM go, who the hell are we gonna sign to replace, quite frankly, both our CBs?

I don't imagine him standing between the phone and Dekka, JFK, Ashley, Carr, Pards or Carver each time they tried to phone a club about the availability of a centre-half. He sucks, yes, but we kept fucking playing him, and he did a passable job overall.

Say what you want about him (and I've said enough, others more so), he was picked constantly and has done a passable, bare-bones job of keeping us firmly mid-table in the Premiership, and his services should be remembered for this, along with all the constant cockups and being one of the Pards/Carvs favourites.

At this point I'd park a bus instead of Obertan, so having the incredibly awesome* Jonas in his place is a boon. Jonas all the way. * as a person, not as a player.

Has to be a wind up man. :lol: It must've been, I hope it is. The comments at least were going off at him, so hopefully all is not lost.

Some wonderful lad in the NUFC Facebook group posted about how he wants Ashley to 'back Carver with investment' to make him fulltime, and how Kevin Keegan () needs to swallow his pride and become Assistant Manager to Carver. With fans like these...

The issue is being surrounded by top-four cunts in my life who don't miss a chance to say "never should've run Pardew out of town, he's amazingz!" I want to smash my head against wall each time these cunts win.

That... font. This can't be real.

Someone get this man a special at the Apollo.

That was brilliant

The nerve of these cunts. So Charnley accepted that we're "short at the back," did he? I am trying really, really hard to stay calm.

I just can't wait to see Carver's dream list of transfers. If we thought Pardew's idea of the ideal footballer was funny, wait till we see Carver's.

Loving these, thanks for sharing. Brilliant.

Who's the blonde?

At what point will the crowds at SJP turn on Charnley and the Fat One? Do we really think they will if this clown is appointed fulltime? It seems like people are happy just to exist and float about, accepting our mediocrity and making the regime richer by the day.

Never, EPL brings in far too many eyes to the CL coverage, resulting in more revenue. I can imagine TV rights for CL games would go down if only 3 English teams were made to qualify.

What did he say? The shenanigans from the start are embarrassing. Chelsea should be better than trying to nick a win against 10 men at home. Didn't like Mou's mind-games about PSG being aggressive. Called PSG a proper side - great technique throughout. My own comments - PSG looked the better coach side. Ah the word 'proper' overused as an adjective... I'm creaming myself in nostalgia here.

Can't the Chelsea defence fucking mark a single player on corners? Woeful from corners all game.

Stream cut off just as he started talking. What did he say? That Chelsea need some door-openers.

Yocabs made my day today, telling Costa to geddouddahere while standing on the turf at Stamford Bridge. Come back home, Yohan.

My scouts are still monitoring Dirk Kuyt. He actually scored against me last night, I would strike while the iron's hot.