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Are we gonna see the maintenance guy from the lift in the dugout at Anfield tonight?

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/ Pellegrini: City slump down to me. What an idiot. Does he not know about DNA, science and sovrin states? Fuckin' hell, what kind of manager is he?

Exactly how does he expect these comments to go down with the majority of our players? Santon already put him in his place for running his gob, I'm pretty sure our current players read his comments in the press too.

That freekick Emre scored must've been from his British grandmother's side of the DNA pool.

How does Leicester winning affect us? Or are hull and other teams too bad catch up to us?

Joe Kinnear: G: 18 W: 4 D: 8 L:6 22.22% John Carver: G: 13 W: 2 D: 3 L:8 15.32%

As soon as I saw that midfield I pulled my covers up in trepidation. As I had the privilege of watching this from bed and going to bed again at final whistle. In a fucking terrible mood, as expected.

Very harsh for the work they put in but they should be more proactive in promoting change I love those guys, and as someone who's a 'forrin' fan, they've provided me with a fantastic and often complex channeling of the mood around the club over the last couple of decades. However, I agree that their constant fence-sitting is getting a little tiresome. I understand that nobody should be forced to protest, but the least they can do is unequivocally support it, even if they outline their own reasons for not partaking.

Imagine if every single revolution in history went this way? "Ah it's only 50 people making a tit out of themselves, I'm gonna stay in and see if more people turn up." "Become Let others become the change you want to see," not Gandhi.

This such bullshit. Is it only me who's pissed about all these idea-stealers in Milan and Blackpool actually acting upon the idea of showing an empty stadium on telly? Us armchair warriors on N-O have been saying this for ages, fucking bullshit that others have stolen our thunder. Now we just look like copycats and its intended effect on Fat Ash may be softened. Forget the ignominy of being called fickle, being called unoriginal is far worse. Still, I back the protest of course

You ruined my sleep just now. Can we finally ban this guy? Can we take a single course of action annually following the "what would Kim Jong Un do..." philosophy and let banning this guy be it for 2015?

What a left-back. That little dink over Williamson and Colback's heads down the left flank which left them both for dead and almost resulted in a goal actually had me chuckling, in a macabre style. What a fucking shambles this club has become.

Brought out his greatest hits today in the interview: "I've worked with all the attacking teams at this club, from the entertainers to Sir Bobby...," "I like my teams playing front foot football...," "I don't shackle them, I ask them to express themselves in the final third..." Fucking ridiculous.

It's amazing someone can be this bad of a manager in this day and age. There is a plethora of football knowledge readily accessible for even the half-intelligent zombie fan, let alone a working professional in the sport itself. You can watch other leagues, various European games, study different styles, approaches, passing patterns, defensive philosophies, etc., basically really analyze today's game and pick one or two things that you really can work with and implement in your own team. But instead we keep seeing these dinosaur coaches who seem to be stuck in the 1980s where the game was all hoof and run.

Defoe Wait, he cried? I turned it off as soon as it hit the back of the net. I'm sure he can find pocketfuls of Canadian currency to wipe away his tears with, the fucking cunt.

Why does everyone keep saying this? When Pardew was on one of his many abysmal runs, we all thought "ah well, he's done now, aye? haha..." only for Fat & Del & Bald boy to come out and feign utter disbelief at the mere concept of sacking him.

Love him still but what the fuck, man? Had to be trolling or just lost his fucking head, congratulating the JUDAS MONEYGRABBING CUNT THAT IS DEFOE #jiltedtorontofcfan

The last bit is what hurts.

Has Krul become one of us now, relishing Carver's demise? Fuckin' hell, man. It's a derby, motherfucker.

How does Gouffran continue getting games in midfield at this club? It's as if Pardew never left. And Sammy needs a run in the fucking reserves, has been dogshit for ten-plus games now. We shoud've started with Abied.

The club is a fucking joke. It hurts far more than it should reading articles like that. Even when you say you don't care, it's hard to see what's going on and stomach it. We need to get Ashley out, enough is enough.

18M transfer kitty. What's that, one and half English player, or 2 Rivieres?

I'm wondering if this is another string of Bishop-spewed articles to the media to keep us all excited about a wonderful future, only to tell us at the end of summer that their search was fruitless and that John Carver is a "geordie" who needs to be backed.