DJ_NUFC

Carvers pressers are getting more and more absurd... He's cut from the same cloth as JFK whenever he's near a mic.

I really dislike this fellow.

We need a striker (well, four) but if you're looking for a de Jong substitute then Tadic was your man. Koeman came with a shopping list from NL and he's working his way through it. No wonder he wasn't on Ashley's radar. What's this shopping list you speak of, Ronnie ol' chap?

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If that's not a sarcastic comment, "I'll dek u..."

Those quotes, man. I'm dreading Carver's interviews as much as I dreaded Pardew's, but the former is just making me embarrassed in a JFK way, while the latter used to make my blood boil. “He’s also got our analyst (Ben Stevens), who knows our side inside out and back to front. “He also has Andy Woodman here, who’s his best friend. We’re going to ban him from all the team meetings! “He’ll have enough information on us, but at the end of the day it’s all about how we play on the night.” That kid fucking sucked and is shit at his job!

Just really worried about Cabella being dropped for this one after Carver chooses to 'discipline' him for his small show of petulance about being substituted. I find it ironic how threatening your own fans for a fight is called "passion" and Colback almost getting himself sent off on numerous occasions is called "competitive" and "a great signing for this football club, on a free transfah!" while our most creative player hauled off for a numpty is called "unprofessional."

Can't wait to hear Buzza's thoughts on the Obertan sub. Why this person is still given time at our club, I'll never know.

The Jose Mourinho public persona is the single biggest whoosh in history. If you're not enjoying it to death and loving every bit of it, you're missing the point and have missed it for a few years now. Love the guy. He's the footballing Stephen Colbert.

Entertainment, marra.

Agree. Both of you... out of here.

Swansea, Leicester, West Ham, Southampton, Hull, Palace, QPR all came up recently-ish and they have all shown more ambition than us. Once you come up and consolidate your PL status you then aim to kick on. That's what they have all done with varying degrees of success but at least they have all showed a willingness to improve and aim high. Given how successful our scouting network is, it would take relatively little money (nowhere near £50m) and a decent managerial appointment to have us battling with Spurs, Southampton etc for European places and domestic cups on a regular basis. To actively avoid doing either out of some ill-founded logic that it would increase our chances of relegation is football sacrilege and the complete opposite of what a sporting establishment exists for. If Coventry came up they would show more ambition than us because all that entails is aiming to be the best they can be. The money is in the CL. That's too much risk and effort. Secondly, the money is in staying in the PL. For a club like us, that's fairly low risk. There's not much financial gain versus risk in battling between 5-13, that's the killer. Shooting for 17th is risky obviously. But the investment gap between consistently finishing 6th vs. 11th is huge. Spurs make it work with a great selling record and absolutely milking the brand and fanbase for everything. It's a lot of hard work. Our fans are just as ready to be milked. I personally spent over a grand just this year visiting Newcastle for the first time and we bought freaking 5 tickets and 3 people in our crew bought the Wonga shirts from the stadium store. We're gullible, even more so than Spurs, and we would love an iota of ambition, the club will make the money back in no time.

In other words, 'Pardew is a cunt'

At least now he can spend some time with Rosie(47).

Dekka checkin' out the cushion for the pushin'.

You know, not everyone has to toe the party the line. It's called having an opinion of your own. If you don't agree about my opinions on football that's fine, I'll debate it - it's what I signed up for. Just don't stick to posting smilies and calling people who have different opinions a wind up merchant. The f--k... just left the other thread to avoid you and you're in here too?

He plays more than Anita because he's better than him. the same way Gouff was playing more than cabella and ben arfa imo. Good points m8 Ben Arfa could be playing for the mighty Hull right now if they thought he was worth the bother. Gouffran's time in the side might be limited now if Cabella continues to progress. Which woodwork are you people crawling out from?

BBC says QPR are looking to have a new manager appointed by Feb 21st, with Fernandes saying the new manager has to be someone who nurtures youth. Linked with Paul Clement and Tim Sherwood. By the time they get through the 80 applicants they'll get to their senses and realize there is not a single good manager they can possibly hire right now and will undoubtedly give it to John Carver, who will become the first head coach in history of two separate clubs.

If he joins Toronto I'm going to have the most epic wanks ever, and will buy a season ticket right away.

It's the weekend, dude, you can play nice, you know. http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/gallery/861722/82744454.jpg

This irrational love for him, and the way his fate intertwined with ours in what has to be one of the worst portions of our history, is what has made this period actually somewhat memorable for the right reasons. The joys of getting drunk and putting on his NUFC youtube compilations and arguing with other clubs' fans why he is better than Messi as they look at you like you're (rightfully) mental will come to define some of us for the rest of our lives. Over the top, yes? But what about being a Newcastle fan isn't?

It's Friday night and I'm nowhere near as drunk as that post. Need to catch up.

Aye. If you don't appreciate a good bit of HBA mincing, why are you in this thread? This is the HBA circle-jerk, either join in or leave the window cracked open on your way out.

I like "sweet prince," I'm gonna go with that from now on.