DJ_NUFC

33 points is wildly optimistic for safety. At least 37, I would think. .

Knee jerk reaction That has to be a joke.

Anita would boss it with someone like Swansea or Southampton, to be honest. He can be very valuable to such a setup.

Another 4-0 on the cards. "I've had a few of those here in my time..." Like it's some kind of badge of honour.

If he sacks him after Swansea we're still only 2 wins away from mid-table. Really, the time is fucking now. Any more wait and we may be fucked.

Woke up today knowing certainly he'll be gone. Then I saw the headlines. I really don't know what to think. How did Ashley become so rich making such horrendous decisions about his own businesses? Not sacking Pardew now means relegation

Is that what Mike said?

I just realized I'm terrible at lip reading.

Well now that Sammy knows what it means to be a Newcastle player... here's hoping, Pards!

Oh shoot, where IS Vernon? WTF? Always thought he was injured, he's actively not being picked?!

Geordie, wants to win so badly.

OMG. Obertan.

Ryder Cup, innit?

No, I think we are just too desperate to win which is causing us to make mistakes.

Colo

He can't have said that. Surely. Mindboggling.

Stoke seems like Pardew's dreamteam, all these British cloggers who were flashes in the pan at one point only to pack on the pounds and play for fucking Stoke. Ireland, ffs.

:drumroll:

Sacked in the morning chants.

Cabella > HBA apparently And Cabaye's replacement? Havin' a laugh.

Looks like a man that knows its decision time. needs to hurry to the pub and get pissed and tell a jouno what hes thinking.

Great header from Willo.

Dat corner.

COME ON!!! Bah

Bollocks, Cisse to get him another day here, innit?