DJ_NUFC

Unless you're renowned for having a parody twitter account, those are constituted as terrible failed attempts at humour, or WUM attempts at worst. No surprise people "fall" for it as Pardew's actual quotes have been far worse about a whole range of things. Pathetic attempt, and subsequent insulting of people on this forum who reacted (no surprise it was TCD) to it is even more confusing and unnecessary.

Can someone please forward them all the Fans Forum minutes we've had so far? Dat ambition is there for them to see. No cups, no Yoorup, no stadium expansion, no revenue streams, nada. Just be happy to survive, you thick johdeez.

Can be said for all our actual flair, attacking players. So yes, you do sound uncannily like Pardew right now

He's adapted well enough. Just needs to be part of a team that plays the right sort of football. A dip in form at some point in time is natural for every player anyway. Pards has no problems playing dogshite players who never find form at all for us. Anita needs to be a fixture.

How DO they manage to pack off a manager every 6 games? Ashley must be so confounded.

Once he goes it would be good to put all NUFC fans through that Men In Black memory-wipe device so we completely wipe out his existence. Same goes for Ashley, tbh.

Would be behind Dummett at this club.

Marcelo making serious amends for the World Cup here.

Is that Semtex? Class

I'm firmly in the "I don't want us to be relegated" camp as I don't see Pardew being sacked even if we do, and the shock and horror of seeing Pardew manage us in the Championship is too much for me to take.

I wonder if he acknowledged the incident with Stone on Monday morning. Or just ignored it like nothing had happened, leaving Stone avoiding eye contact all day and shuffling his feet.

The shield of self-deception is strong in this one. Leicester were behind our backline a few times with just Krul to beat or one decent touch away from scoring, even before they made those two 'attacking' changes. Any other team would've been two or three up. Ridiculous mentality, this.

That graphic will short circuit Pardew's mind. "How did Roma not nick a 1-0 win here? I'd have turned to John and told him we have to win this game..."

Shocking quotes, tbh. How fucking clueless is Alan fucking Pardew?

Pards lamenting on the poor state of European football after hearing of these goal gluts.

Willo 4 Roma.

Freak.

Definitely this season's Gosling.

I'm biased as he's possibly my favourite NUFC player

Nobby would wash the floor with Beckham, tbh. There were a couple of seasons where he led the league or was just behind "Becks" in top assists.

Did what anyone else would do in that situation, throw the fucker on the ground and not look back.

While I agree with the aforementioned points, the only counter argument would be: why does he keep attending matches? If he truly doesn't give a fuck, his attendances at games has actually increased recently. Why turn up to watch dross?

That's gotto be the most insane things he's done, and that's saying something. I keep rewatching it and he looks more and more vicious each time. What a snarling, angry, smug piece of shit of a man.