DJ_NUFC

the past 6 weeks have been like a far-fetched episode of Black Mirror Everyone remember Odin? Wonder what he’s upto these days.

So this entire takeover was communicated over WhatsApp?

This conversation is so ridiculous

Here man, just f*** off will you. One of the worst posters this place has seen and given their was a Nazi lad back in day it’s a congested field. Absolute f***ing bellend. Hughton still has fans though. Not think it would be a smart PR move by Mike Ashley? I’m a Hughton fan. Why are you maligning the good man’s name? And have you totally forgotten what went down between Chris and the fat one? “Managerial ceiling,” LoL, Chris didn’t splash 80m in the champo without getting promoted like Bruce.

Always knives with you Brits. Better than an AR15 I suppose Well yeah, but still. Guns don't kill people, high-fat, calorie-rich crisps certainly do.

I got the wife a pack from Detroit a few months back, and she was obsessed.

Have you all had the pleasure of walking into a Walmart in the US, and venturing into the Chips aisle? It's like heaven. The American flavours are nuts, and if I lived there I'd be obese in no time.

Why do I keep coming in here? FFS. Crisps now

First and last line in that first list should've been swapped. Pandering straight away to the #notdaregime crew removes some of the fizzle.

Even without Pez and Bonbon, I think we've got a good squad, if we can hold on to the likes of Longstay and Seychelles. We've got developed talent from Almera, Shelving. And then we've got young players coming through, Hollaback, Issac Hayes, Karl Jarrow, Manpillow."

What a time to be alive.

#NeverForget http://www.nufcblog.com/2011/01/12/is-kia-joorabchian-really-on-newcastles-payroll/

Kia Joorabchian! Blast from the past, that name.

You can talk, Raptors fans were doing it the other day, heck they followed a car. The KawhiWatch was so cringe and nuts, CP24 was covering it like it was OJ on the run.

Someone pls hand me a tissue. A sock works at a push. Already used up all my socks for his goals over the years.

Someone pls hand me a tissue.

My favourite player, but I’ve been too numb and apathetic to even post in here. Goodbye, and thanks for all the awesome memories.

Yup, as a forrin I’ve donated to protests in the past. And of course, moaned non stop on here and on twitter about Ashley. Another thing a forrin NUFC fan can do is educate the top 4 fans surrounding them. Most of my football following fans here (all Man U, Liverpool, Arsenal etc. fans) now know pretty well how badly Ashley has fucked us over, and at times send ME links to articles by PFMs pointing out how the media is trying to side with the fat cunt. I feel like I’ve done my job in those moments.

Wtf, so you’re back? Welcome back Gonna put my War & Peace back on the shelf as you’ve now sewn up my summer reading.

.com highlighted that bit as well and put “??” next to it. Shameless fat pigs, this lot.

It’s pretty crazy, I was just waiting on the news of Rafa staying before I booked my tickets to England, hoping to catch a game at St. James’ again. Ashley has no idea what he has in his hands, never did, and continues to destroy it in every way possible.

Just woke up to this news and I’m numb, can’t get out of bed. I think this may be me done with football. It feels like a kick in the gut by the coldest of boots.

What's up with Jaffa Cakes these days. Has the UK gone off them? They're constantly on sale. I got a triple pack in Tesco the other day for £1.25. Last night I picked up a double pack in ASDA for 50P. I can't get enough of the stuff. I can easily eat 18 Jaffa Cakes with my morning cuppa. Is you Mike Ashley? Jaffa Cakes are England's best creation -- there are two Brit stores near where I live that sell imported stuff, and Jaffa Cakes are either constantly sold out or on back order. Get yourself to ASDA. Fill a suitcase with 50P Jaffa Cakes. ? ? ? ? Profit. You'd get arrested for transporting FUN in a bag.

What's up with Jaffa Cakes these days. Has the UK gone off them? They're constantly on sale. I got a triple pack in Tesco the other day for £1.25. Last night I picked up a double pack in ASDA for 50P. I can't get enough of the stuff. I can easily eat 18 Jaffa Cakes with my morning cuppa. Is you Mike Ashley? Jaffa Cakes are England's best creation -- there are two Brit stores near where I live that sell imported stuff, and Jaffa Cakes are either constantly sold out or on back order.