DJ_NUFC

Ian man, we love you, but you have a special knack of twisting words and at times it makes me wonder if you're employed by the club

lol wut? Some people get amazing careers from their name / hype alone.

Puke Me Wrong Suck Me Dong. I like that one, and have a feeling one JFK's been using for some time in the company of the press.

Potential namefail from JFK? Nuke Me Gong. Luke Dejong

Fat bastard.

I'm getting sick and tired of retards on social media (Facebook this time) spreading absolute bullshit. This time it's "NUFC accept 14M bid from AC Milan for Tim Krul!"

Very well done.

"Hey hey hey, LDJ, how many goals did you score today?" Although that might become sarcastic and poisonous if he turns out to be shite

Fellaini leaving in the summer might help them out in that respect. Indeed, but there is a stronger case of Felliani being a must sell at that price. To their credit, Everton are only +12M on transfer activity this year, and most of that may have gone on financing all those loans. They recognize that their biggest investment as a club has to be in a good manager. From the looks of it so far, they've left clubs like ours in the dust simply with a common sense appointment.

More from Newcastle manager Alan Pardew on the future of France midfielder Yohan Cabaye. Asked if he was confident of keeping the 28-year-old, Pardew said: "You are talking to someone who lost Andy Carroll with eight hours to go, so am I confident? No I am not. "We have not indicated for one moment here from the owner down to any of my staff that we want him to go." This asswipe is so far up Ashley's arse he should be flogged in public before a sacking if he's still around when, finally, the fat one and his cronies depart.

Have you not been watching what's been happening at this club the past few years?

I don't understand how bringing in someone new at this stage would exactly help. They may hit the ground running the first few games then struggle to continue their adaptation to this league, and performances will suffer. I freaking hate the January window as it's always a bandaid solution.

HBA not signing a new deal? Or being sold as well?

Going strictly by what he's done so far at Everton, would give anything to see that commitment, ambition and the attacking, gung-ho play he's installed at that club in such a short period of time. The players seem to have more self-belief than they did under Moyes.

Astonishes me how before each match people have been saying "ah they'll get bummed marra!" And they seem to keep saying it even as they're in the final. Fuck's sake. Stop jinxing it, you idiots!

All the ones Moyes has never won. With Everton. Great point. Wait, am I missing something here? Are you listening to yourself? Anyways, Moyes, shit appointment so far. Far better suitors were passed over for this hack.

They treat him with the same disdain our management team treats Ben Arfa. And people expect them to light up the world when they're given a limited run in the team. So say the Man U friends of mine.

That has to be the luckiest, dodgiest fucking negative run by a team to win a cup since Otto Rehhagel tried to kill football.

All the ones Moyes has never won.

After delivering two trophies.

Passing over Mourinho looks to be the biggest mistake Man U have made, and the Moyes appointment looks more and more like a stitch-up from Fergie. I'm sure Fergie had good intentions, but this is the reason you don't appoint your mates to take your job.

Benjamin Stambouli any good? Let's try unsettling him with a bid too. I have a feeling we're so hated in France.

It's hardly knee jerk, he's played very poorly for a long time now. Much longer than he played well for the club. I don't see why it's a problem to say 7m is good money or he'll still probably play poor in a 442. Wasn't aimed at those two comments. Just in general a lot of fans have pretty much just wrote of his entire football career and come to the conclusion he's s*** because he hasn't played well for a year or so. Even though this season he's hardly been given enough chances in the first time and i still feel we should be starting him week in week out for a period of time with Remy and Ben Arfa out wide. Looked excellent last 10 mins or so against Fulham when they were all on the pitch, continued that on against Villa, failed against Hull, never to be seen again. Not just him though, we see it time and time again with others at the club. Agree with this 100%. Yes, I agree with Brett. Bang on, mate.