DJ_NUFC

Blistering Barnacles. New nickname.

Did Shepherd ever put money into the training facilities? I seem to remember our training grounds always being shite. I recalled Didi Hamann, when he moved to Liverpool, saying something along the lines of "Liverpool is a proper football club, they have a real training ground!" Wanker.

We have a stellar track record with tough-tackling Italian full-backs. *Reminiscing about Alessandro Pistone*

Richard Keys takeover of HTT's account is going well.

Was fucking epic First game ever we broke our Transfer record and beat one of the best teams in the world with all the goals in my corner, Totally fucked sleepwise mind but if that's what happens every time a lad from Birmingham comes up i'll do it again and again. P.s- the protest was wank it seemed once that quick goal went in noone gave a shit and the only noise came from the Gallowgate then faded I'm so jealous. I've only ever been to one NUFC game. The season opener at St. James' against Man City a few years ago, when we lost 0-2, and I got to see Pardew on the touchline and Riviere lead the line. I still fucking loved it

Go go gadget arms! Weird pic. Looks like a really tall headless guy in guantanamo get-up on the left. Great. We've signed Brendan Dassey Wow.

Mandingo's latest is also welcome, as long as it's on BT's channel.

Enjoying a four month siesta for the first half as can only be expected from the tapas twerking twat.

His role for the penalty-winning attack has to be applauded. Brought the ball down well, flicked it forward, ran into space, etc.

Ritchie crosses, they head clear, we head back in, rondon volley in despite a late challenge from Atsu.

Cross not challenged, keeper nowhere near it, three or four stood ball watching whilst Aguero knocks it in. A real freak occurance. I meant a freak considering we usually don't concede so poorly -- 6th best defence in the league!

We don't deserve to be down, tbh. Freak goal.

Atsu, Ritchie, Murphy, the least productive wingers in the league, I think. End product of a black hole.

Atsu trying to go past De Bruyne

Rondon is ridiculously good, and important to our play.

We can't even get the ball, man.

Pep could do a job in our midfield right now.

Ritchie, sigh.

Yep, I was expecting a whistle. Also, who the hell was meant to be marking Aguero? Why was everyone else just standing there in the middle?

Unbelievable

TSN in Canada showing the United Against Ashley / DW Sports fliers being handed out and held up by the fans. Awesome stuff. They also had nothing but singing praise for Almiron, and also said we were run like a shambles, lol.

whattt?! I don't remember that. Al Pards hadn't heard of Wijnaldum iirc Yeah if I recall correctly, he didn't seem too impressed being asked if we were linked with him, either. Good ole Graeme.

Remember when Souness didn't know who Yossi Benayoun was when we were linked with him?

Andersson was pretty bad I guess he was on par with the Hoss.

It's definitely the mother of all positive PR moves, this Rio-Sherwood-Wise-Keys are probably drafting their talking points as we speak.