Anon

Literally came in here to post that he sounding rattled as fuck

At least our stadium isn't built on a Sainsbury's.

Yeah, that's shit. There's nothing you can do to prevent it unless you sign an armless man.

The commentator literally said no-one was trying too

"We had a couple of wonderful chances that may have gave us a spark" - spark is the new magic

We've no midfield man

Can we stop the crosses into the box now Muto is up front?

I see the hoof it into the box is back, PFM classic.

Stop reading fucking twitter and knee-jerking then. I'm sure Bruce's training methods are not the weirdest thing on twitter.

Has a manager ever gone off injured?

The question now is was Ashley being incompetent or deliberately pushing Benitez out as he was getting too powerful.

He is going to look like such a twat as this season goes on. Imagine pinning your professional reputation on a loser just because he's friendly with you. "Fans never gave him a chance"

The people who want Lampard at Chelsea are the same people who voted for Brexit

Not a massive fan of forcing players to walk around the pitch like

Getting flashbacks form the PTSD of Pardew's "bit of magic" subs

Three CBs and no-one tracking?

Are we the first team to abandon the short GK now?

Going to be fun watching Arsenal stroking it around for 80% of the game

Sissoko's decision making is so poor

If he'd sold up in 2008 for £250m and invested that, he'd have over £400m by now.

I feel like he's done about 5 golden flounces this summer but then a few days later starts posting shit winding people up again.

Came from quite a poor background as well if I remember, shows even less class.

"Fellow oriental chap"

Just as well we're sorted for goals then.