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Rice reminds me of when Milner first switched to DM, doesn't really seem to do or offer anything.

Kane does look out of form, but I distinctly remember reading in a football magazine circa early '96 that Shearer 'couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo' for England.

Worth pointing out the advice is from PHE, emphasis on the E.

So he can physically hit a ball, it seems

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Inevitably losing the ball with 3 players out of position?

Not sure how Carlton Cole manages to tie his shoe laces.

Are you even a PFM without a 70 min sub?

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/961095-steve-bruce-abused-by-sunderland-fans-but-why-are-they-wrong Bit of a theme here...

I think the worst bit was (if that's even possible), his answer to whether there was enough fight to stay up was: "well... there's a degree of togetherness". JFC, we're down.

Performance stats from yesterday: * Passes 17 (11th/11) * Tackles made 0 (=8th/11) * Touches 24 (11th/11)

"Treason, if you like"

Got a proper thick haircut

The assassins used PIF planes, the main PL argument was that PIF is the Government. It's dead.

If the report literally names him and Biden is waiting to speak to the King then it looks like it'll be an ultimatum to bin him off. Deal's dead.

He will continue to blame the players for some time, yet. He will only call out Bruce when either we are down, or he's been sacked. Was a bit jarring to come across pictures of Shearer at Alex Bruce's wedding and realise that they're all mates.

That's the softest pen I've ever seen, what's the point of VAR?

Jake Humphrey's defo on here

Can't wait for this high pressing to misfire completely as they bypass the front 6 and score

Got snubbed

Pep winning the league at a stroll in a hoody man

Voted for Brexit

Literally can't bring himself to say 17th

It's probably a discussion for a different thread but surely the balance of power has now firmly swing towards players? With the short tenure of managers, unless you're managed by Pep or Klopp you know that they will eventually be sacked at some point and you will outlast them. Gone are the days of Ferguson.

Interesting article but the five second rule is complete bollocks - I only had to go back to Southampton highlights to find an example