Decky

I mean, having it tucked into a pair of fucking trousers doesn't help make it look any better.

You mean he isn't already on Wearside waiting to sign?

Was Elanga in our shirt? Didn't see that. I think the difference here is that this is a firm two fingers up at Man Utd from Garnacho.

What a wanker. If any of those cars or that house are his then Man Utd paid for all of it the ungrateful cunt. Nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.

He's coming here.

Could be the case that we can't start until July though.

Couldn't they have just worked out a swap for Frimpong or included him in the Wirtz deal?

The media are desperate for him to go to Liverpool

Can Chelsea just get their signings over and done with so the rest of the league can buy players without them reading about it on Twitter and putting a bid in too?

The cops in the north east will be begging for us to get put out.

What way is the Sunderland home game likely to end up? It'll be either 12 on Saturday or Sunday will it? Gonna go to it, it definitely won't be a latee kick off anyway.

Fairly certain we'll be in the WSL this time next year.

Goal times and FT in the comments.

On the flip side I had just got to my hotel in New York when we announced Rafa as boss and I went out in the city that night and had a great time. Crazy how good Rafa made it seem during his time here.