Decky

All he does is compliment absolutely everyone. He's an opinion-less fucking bore

Pards will be out in London tonight with those glasses on for sure.

Prodigal son for fucks sake. What exactly did he do for them? Score a goal in a semi-final? What an absolute nothing club if ever there was on.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Carver and his fucking lip licking man.

Cabella gets his chance in a game where he'll have no chance to do anything. Typical.

Phil Thompson wants to see Carver get it. A supporter of another club wants Carver? I'm shocked.

Sunderland 0-2 Liverpool Burnley 2-1 QPR Chelsea 3-0 Newcastle Everton 0-2 Man City Leicester 2-0 Aston Villa Swansea 2-1 West Ham West Brom 2-1 Hull Crystal Palace 1-1 Spurs Arsenal 2-0 Stoke Man Utd 2-1 Southampton

Got Chelsea on -2. Shite value.

Alan Pardew interview with BBC Newcastle's United commentator Mick Lowes https://audioboom.com/boos/2782344-alan-pardew-interview-with-bbc-newcastle-s-united-commentator-mick-lowes

I'd love to see it but I can't see Chelsea joining us in the Championship next season.

Could see Van Gaal going for Krul is they got rid of De Gea.

If Carr is the one picking the manager then that article will definitely be true.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/lionel-messi-follows-chelsea-on-instagram-on-day-he-doesn-t-show-for-training-203647169.html

Gutted. This was inevitable but he's such a talented footballer and I always hoped he'd make it here. Sad to see him go in such fashion but wish him the best of luck for the future.

Those fellas up the trees.

What the fuck is that chant? Is my stream broken?

Commentator reckons Kinnear has a part to play following Pardew's departure.

Chanting for Pardew. These poor fuckers have no idea what's coming.

Dover is only half hour from me, sure I've played on that pitch Looks like anyone could just walk on and have a kick about.

Dover's ground ffs. Fuck I hope Palace lose.

The smug smile coming off the coach.

Feel like I should be watching this but yet at the same time I don't want to.

A lot of articles from the Chronicle but its all surely just guess work?