Decky

I'm struggling to think of a worse pre-season.

That video. He always was an egotistical maniac but Jesus man his head will explode at Palace. Also what's this "Alan Pardew knows how to win Premier League games" bollocks?

If Sterling is worth £49 million then Muller is a steal at £70 million.

They've got Steve Wraith in for the publicity photos.

Ridiculous rumour. Why on Earth would Bayern sell Muller?!

it'll have been euros surely Beeb reckon it's pounds. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33474195

Did we actually spend £14.5 million on a player? Someone must be signing Sissoko for £30 million.

This is fucking stinking.

I honestly thought O'Neill was a great appointment but the football we're playing is so fucking bad. I was literally falling asleep earlier watching the game.

As if we're not going to the Euros. Fucking disaster this.

I thought we'd some shite silver kit and another white one with black on the top left shoulder? 4 kits?

Didn't Carver automatically revert back to his regular role at the end of the season though? I'm guessing this is gone completely.

Hope that's true.

Why's that funny? Your way is far more ridiculous. Someone who can has the skills to make the image could put it on a camera screen in PS in less than a minute.

Stuck it on an SD card instead of just Photoshopping it onto a camera.

That picture.

His ability and record don't really matter. He'll be told top 10 and forget about the cups just like everyone else.

Just the 8? Geordies drink that shit before work on Monday morning.

Aye but Ashley has seen the light and is changed now mate.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/St_James's_Park,_Newcastle._The_'SHEARER_BANNER'_-_geograph.org.uk_-_222792.jpg

Right enough though, massive black and white banners of former club legends would be unbelievably good. I've always thought the exterior of SJP was a bit boring and didn't really show off the club as well as it could. Shame the current owner would never pay for such a scheme unless we agreed to have at least half the space covered in Sports Direct adverts.

Sports Direct, Wonga, Sports Direct, Puma, Sports Direct, Carling, Sports Direct. That'd be the spaces filled up lovely.

Couldn't they just spend some of the TV money like most other teams?

What a nice place for an advert. Expect Sports Direct ones up in time for the new season.