Decky

Pardew will probably stick on Williamson and Riviere for Sissoko and Perez.

Injured, isn't he? Not according to Physio Room. It's probably because Pardew doesn't like him for no reason.

This ref is fucking stinking.

Wickham vs Janmaat. I'd love to see the outcome of that.

Dat defending.

What the fuck is Pardew smiling about ffs? Cunt.

Perez

I just don't get our players man. They battered Sunderland at the start and must have known they were there for the taking. Instead of going after them they're happy to camp in their own half hoping for lucky breaks like we're playing Man City. Fucking pathetic performances.

Sissoko sleeping on the ball ffs.

Feel like I want to turn this off now.

This is falling apart man. Fuck sake.

Tiote ffs. Absolutely getting sent off, no question.

Tiote is going to get sent off today. What's that, like 5 fouls already?

We're playing like dog shit now. How does this happen? As professional footballers how do they suddenly decide to tone it down ffs?

You really learn to appreciate how good Krul is at times like this man. Nervous as fuck here.

Can't believe Cabella is watching this game while Gouffran starts ffs.

Ameobi needs to wake up.

Tiote letting the occasion go to his head already.

Niall Quinn ffs. Fuck off. And fuck you too Cattermole.

Cisse's hat.

How is the craic in the city btw with the police's decision to leave the mackems to their own devices?

Why does everyone think we love Colback man? He still has everything to prove for me after last year's antics.

Two comments I seen on Facebook today about Gouffran too: "Is cabella really any better? At lease gouffran puts a shift in" "At least no Williamson. Gouffran at least will track back which we'll need to help protect Alnwick..." Our fans really do deserve it ffs.

Geordie core.

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