Decky

That cunt would have the cheek to let fans pay for his meals while he earns a shit load. He should be paying his own and their meals in the restaurant.

He's more mobile than Shola tbf.

We'd have to pay them wages and we're completely skint man. Maybe we can get some free transfers when next seasons TV money comes in.

Just remembered I've got Fellaini in my team.

Man Utd 3-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2-1 Newcastle Fulham 1-1 West Brom Hull City 1-2 Cardiff City Stoke City 0-2 Man City Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal Tottenham 3-0 Norwich Everton 0-1 Chelsea Southampton 1-0 West Ham Swansea 2-1 Liverpool

You just know Pardew will try and tell us the summer was a success because we managed to hold on to current players like Cabaye man. He's a fucking fraud. The quicker the media pick up past quotes from Kinnear and Pardew and throw them in their faces the better. You reckon there's a journalist alive who'll have the stones to do it?

6 votes for 'Delighted'. Do people think they're hilarious doing that, or do we have some posters on here who make Womblemaster look sane?

Miss Llambias? Kinnear is a bigger cunt than Llambias but there's no way I'd go as far to say I miss him man. They're both a pair of arseholes and I'd rather neither were associated with the club.

We'll continue to drag ourselves through the season and hopefully finish somewhere above 15th. Pardew, Kinnear and Ashley are all going no where, so they'll all be here at the end for what promises to be another shambolic summer transfer window.

Ashley would take 17th place every year so his Sports Direct brand can get free advertisement on a global stage like the Premier League. We spent fuck all last summer and literally nothing this summer. He's risking it, seeing if we can see out the season at no extra cost. If it looks like we're in trouble, buy in January. If we're fine carry on and save the cash. That philosophy will never work in this league, especially if he is picking up managers from the scrap heap in League One and a Director of Football from the floor of his local boozer. The club is a shambles, and I honestly think Ashley is going no where, why would he give up free Sports Direct advertising in the Premier League?

Disgraceful. And Kinnear has the cheek to tell us our squad is good enough. How long are we as fans going to stand for this? SJP should be electric with chants against these fraudsters.

Someone get me a picture of that SSN league table with us at the bottom.

DA WINDOW HAS SLAMMED SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caulkin

He's Ashley's mate, so until he's gone or Joe has to leave for medical reasons, the answer is no.

I'm having a mare with this. I can see myself giving up in a month or two if this keeps up.

Booing at half time?

Celtic will be loving that group. Why wouldn't they want to play teams of that calibre? It's not like they're hoping to win the cup itself.

We need goals and he'll get them. I'd have Ba in the team over Cisse every day of the week, he'd certainly have a much better return.

Remember when this place was obsessed with Spurs as well?

League Cup highlights start at 11:35 on BBC1. Why can't they put that shit on earlier?

No way on earth. He was for me. A constant outlet, good feet at times, got behind, got a goal. Not much competition mind. I thought he was terrible with the ball when it was nowhere near their touchline, when he did well with it, his crosses need standing up more but he ok. But he lost the ball so many times i lost count. Took he goal very well tbf. Thought this myself tbh.

We're at home to Hull before it, and away to Everton the Monday after it. Absolutely no reason why we can't go to full strength.

Brilliant draw. Avoided the Premier League teams and got the home tie. There's a few Premier League sides against each other too, so there'll be some good sides getting put out. We've got to go full strength and go for the cup this year.