Decky

Pardew thinks the sun shines out of Shola's arse, so he'll definitely be featuring at some stage. Probably on at half time for Ben Arfa.

http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/www.worldcupblog.org/files/2009/12/Zidane_headbutt.jpg Apparently it was made into a statue too. http://www.swide.com/binaries/content/gallery/legacy/2012/9/30/zidane-headbutt-immortalised-in-bronze-in-front-of-the-george-pompidou-centre-in-paris/inside/zinedine-zidane-headbutt-paris.jpg

This, on both counts. I remember when I played football as a kid I used to smack the ball as hard as I fucking could and shot "Sheeeeaaaaarrreeerrr". Favourite non Newcastle player was Henry, the cunt, the man was majestic. All is forgiven though, how can I not love the man again when I see some of the goals he was scoring in the Prem.

I don't think it's their fitness levels, it's more that they aren't really that arsed imo.

They get a new fitness expert in during the summer and Pardew starts crying about tiredness after one fucking game. The guy is a joke, he must think we're too stupid to even realise how shit his excuses are.

Probably is worthy of a new thread for the women's team, but anyway. Newcastle United WFC ‏@NUWFC 2m WONGA backs NUWFC – Historic Support for womens football. http://nuwfc.com/archives/5574

Might be a Giggs (dunno how old it is), but this is quality. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1400587733491842

I honestly don't see the problem with this.

Sorry what? He's a player category under football shirts already.

Real aren't a bit slow getting the Bale shirts onto their website straight away.

Are Pulis and Poyet just taking every punditry gig going?

Is this game being streamed from 1982? Dem graphics.

Tired bodies. He'll probably try and say we had a mid-week game if we lose on Saturday, just because we didn't play at the weekend. Speaking of mid-week games, Morecambe is a cracking excuse should be lose to Fulham. Those damn cups are a nuisance.

So fucking true.

£93 million plus Coentrao is it?

Got 75 points this week. Good start.

Fulham 1 - 3 Arsenal Everton 2 - 0 West Brom Hull City 0 - 2 Norwich Newcastle 1 - 2 West Ham Southampton 2 - 1 Sunderland Stoke City 1 - 1 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2 - 2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0 - 3 Man City Tottenham 2 - 0 Swansea Man Utd 2 - 3 Chelsea

It costs points to make transfers, but you've got a wildcard that lets you make them without having a points deduction. You get two wildcards every season, at the start and in January.

Ivanovic goal and Lampard assist.

Decided to play my wild card already. http://s15.postimg.org/70mwfvlvv/fantasy.jpg Dem goals.

IIRC Ashley paid off the clubs debt and that is what the club owes him.

Even if we had Bent we'd still struggle. The problem is the management. We still need a striker, but honestly, if we had one Pardew would still be messing it up.

Cheeky 2-0 win for Chelsea and that'll give me a nice 14 points on opening week. I don't think I've got that since last October or something.

My thoughts as well. I think it'll be 1-1 or 1-2. Pardew is just clueless and is continuing from his shambolic management last season. It's shameful that he is even still here.