Decky

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/1004580.jpg?type=articleLandscape Fuck sake.

Ended up going to ITV from another channel after watching on ITV HD and it's like watching a YouTube video at 140p. Was TV always this bad before HD?

He needs to leave, but it could certainly go South as well. He could find himself at Chelsea, making obscene money and just dicking around for 5 years. Wouldn't shock me at all. Aye true. If it helps him miss out on Shearer's record then it's good.

Northern Ireland beating Russia.

I don't think you's do think that.

To be fair to Mike, he's 40 something and remembers the glory days of Liverpool winning the league.

I'd go with my country winning the World Cup. It's never, ever going to happen, while Newcastle could be bought out by a Man City style maniac owner.

Full price for a one off collectors top ffs.

Newcastle is the 2nd highest trend on Twitter too. I honestly thought something happened.

It won't be the kit taking us down http://s18.postimg.org/sjhu2xf7p/kinnear.png

Everytime I look at a fixture I can't see us winning it. I can't even look at the so called lesser teams and think we'll beat them now after last season. Obviously we will win games, but who the fuck knows which ones.

And then they'll sell him next summer.

That would be a class season in general, not just for us. That title race would be crazy. While I'd fucking love to finish 8th, I'd be raging we were so close to Liverpool and they finished above us.

Things like match highlights are part of the package, but that should be free anyway considering MOTD is on a free to air channel and iPlayer. If the players say anything interesting in those interview videos then it'll be posted up on here, but they never do. It really is all about the match day stuff and it's only audio. It's shite like.

But you can almost guarantee Arsenal will get the best fucking kit going next season. They will probably get a unique design, while all the little clubs share the same shite template.

It's a load of shite, but it's basically the one radio coverage you'll get. They haven't covered a single pre-season game. They used to, so they must just not be arsed anymore. My main problem with it though is the amount of times the audio doesn't work. Last season it constantly stopped mid match and sometimes it wasn't working for entire games. If you message them about it you get some generic shite back.

Was reading up on random football stats there. We're apparently the 20th richest club in the world, and look at us.

4-0

So 3 wins, 3 draws and just 1 defeat. Reason to be positive?

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/175933230-shola-ameobi-of-newcastle-united-and-aderlan-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QQL9BwCoxNobOzDiZDOLZ1Dlqmafl%2FCTvkg6pF%2F0GmRb5TrOZYD4uJcswtHyt%2FNPiA%3D%3D That would be so good without that massive blue box.

"according to Qatar’s penal code, the penalty for gay sex is up to seven years in jail. The country’s Muslim population is also subject to Shariah, which punishes homosexual activity outside of marriage by death, and sexual acts by non-married people with flogging" Could be along time without a non homophobic-world cup after Brazil, shameful. It's bad enough that these backward countries even exist, never mind host a World Cup.

Yellow kit = more £ kit.

I may edit this before next week, depending on new signings. GW1: Liverpool 2-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Fulham West Brom 3-0 Southampton West Ham 2-0 Cardiff City Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham Chelsea 5-0 Hull City Man City 4-0 Newcastle Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa

Now that is nice. As much as I hate wearing Wonga, I might get that.