Decky

I'd be tempted to sack the cunt and give it to one of the players until the end of the season.

Would you have thought we'd lose 8 in a row? Trying and failing to replace Carver is the final nail in the coffin for me. The squad was disillusioned and gutless before, but now? After Carver publicly shamed a player and after the club tried to replace him? He'll be lucky to get a squad of them willing to show up on match day now never mind win.

The idea of this feels great right now but what happens if in the future Ashley fucks off and NUFC is one again a club we can be proud of? Do we support 2 clubs in the same city? FC United are already 1 good season away from League Two aren't they? It doesn't take long for these clubs to climb the pyramid.

It's ridiculous. Going for the cheap easy option yet again. Nothing changes until Ashley goes. Even if McClaren says no they'll just go looking for some other cretin. Curbishley or Sanchez.

I think the mackems will beat Leicester. If we lose our last 3 games we're down. I reckon 37 points will be safety.

Geordies United

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47718000/jpg/_47718523_newcastle_united_pa.jpg That's the best we can hope for.

That's the enigma for me too. Why turn up to watch the match? He must care on a level because that's the only thing that would make even a bit of sense. The biggest mystery is that he turns up and see's us play absolutely terrible football and he's still happy enough.

Couldn't motivate an alcoholic to have a pint.

As if Myhill didn't get man of the match.

Jeff Stelling.

Someone needs to start a Sack Ryder website. Someone tweet the idea to Skirge there.

Liverpool and West Ham will have a bigger stadiums than us in just over a year. Because of Ashley we'll never increase as well.

The mackems beat us a few weeks ago man, we're the easiest team in the league right now. The likes of Leicester and QPR can't believe their luck seeing us in their last 4 games.

They'll just be star struck and Carver will be up there with KK and Sir Bobby by the end of their day man.

Your lick rate's shit, get out. Tried to see how many licks I could do in a minute and had to stop after 20 seconds. Brutal. Don't know how this cunt does it.

My stomach is a bit rough today, not sure I could handle 25 licks in 2 minutes.

Of course he thinks that, he thinks he is doing a good job and getting the best out of the squad sure. I'm surprised he hasn't turned on Pardew yet and talked shite about how he needs the summer to build his own team.

They chanting "we hate Sunderland"?

It's better than them winning of course but they'll still be above us when they beat us this weekend.

I'm sure they'll be queuing up to see our set of useless wankers playing like.

At what point did the Chronicle go from being anti-Ashley to completely sucking his cock?

As desperate as we are I really can't see us finishing with 35 points. 11 defeats in a row would be special even by Carver's standards. We'll probably pick up a draw or a win with a piece of Sissoko or Cisse brilliance somewhere along the line. Same old bullshit really. Still might not be enough mind.

If we do survive Carver will see this as a fucking triumph too. Instead of being utterly ashamed he'll be smug as fuck.