Decky

We have been absolutely terrible so far, we are playing Bolton ffs and they are all over us

Wasnt he meant to be going like a month ago? Load of shit imo

If he is cheaper than an adequate replacement for Owen (i.e. a 10 to 15 million pound striker) then get him in! [/Ashley]

Maybe those detestable cunts at Boro will start going to games now, well, until they lose again like

A win for us tomorrow is unbelievably important, imagine us on 31 points tomorrow, it would be immense

Oh then hugely brightside, we have Bolton tomorrow, lets not lose faith, panic at 3pm tomorrow if we are not sitting with 3 points

How the hell can you have a go at Boro's support? We only got 45,000 for one of our games. It's a disgrace according to most papers and they tend to be pretty on the ball. Isnt it amazing how clubs like Boro get away with it? Must not be big enough to criticise

Maybe taking your credit card and photo id to the box office on the day of the game would work, if you told them the circumstances?

They've only just announced the scorer there now

Wonder if people around Boro will start rushing to the stadium now that they are 2-0 with plenty of time left to play.

2-0 Boro

Jesus christ that attendence Absolutely horrible club

Fuck this changing over to the FA cup game, this Liverpool game is fucking mind numbing

Robben aka Alan Shearer

£12 million for James Millner approx £6.5 million plus Taylor for N'Zogbia £3million for Rozenhal Pretty good deals, so the Given one wasnt great, but you cant fault the board for our outgoing deals

Best not, that detestable mong who on transfer dealine day claims that players, managers etc text him is on. 'Two phones' Burton? Yeah, im surprised he didnt say "Stephen Gerrard rang me this morning to ask if Rafa was still boss, but luckily enough Rafa himself facebooked me this morning to let me know he is staying."

He is still gonna help Ireland to the world cup though, only one Shay Given

Best not, that detestable mong who on transfer dealine day claims that players, managers etc text him is on.

I cant even be bothered with this anymore actually, who gives a fuck about Given, we have bigger problems.

People believe the Kinnear stuff because Kinnear himself came out before he was sick and said a long term contract was on the table.

Disgusting fee tbh, City are a bunch of cunts.

Id love it myself, but I simply dont trust the man so most of the stuff he says is worthless to me. Could be lies just as must as it could be truth.

For the man in the street, Ashley is lower than that though, he thinks Kinnear is good enough for a start.

Why do players go to take a throw in then drop the ball for someone else to take it, its just a throw in, just take it ffs or dont go near it in the first place if it is someone elses job.

I can see it now, when we get beat on the first day of the season, his post match is something along the lines of: Kinnear: "We played well today, I feel that Obafanny Martians had a great game" Interviewer: "Do you mean Martins? He was injured today and didnt play Joe" K: "oh, oh it must have been Veruca then" I: "errr but he let the club months ago Joe" K: "oh, must have been Martins then" I: "..... em, a bad start to the season then Joe, are you under pressure already?" K: "No, not at all, ive got the full backing of the chairman Mike Ashley and the owner Derek Lumpyarse" I: "Hmm, ok that will be it Joe, thank you for your time" K: "Youre a cunt" Once the buffoonery happens next season, the fans will go fucking insane.