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Honestly, i'm prepared to give Pardew another try, prepared to forgive him and give him a nice warm hug and break his neck as if it was a fresh beautiful spring flower.

I love this And you Hatem!

Like rhino shit instead of elephant shit?

Like two hobbits with plastic swords fighting a cave troll with a heavy metal sledge hammer.

I think we looked extremely fluid tbh. Pardew's players are getting there soon enough.

I want him to stay And Pardew gone....

Would much rather sign Ayew from Marseille.

Ayew playing?

As if he gives a shit if it's Sunderland or whatever team it might be.

I'd hand you a knife, but you would have to do the rest. You might have to do some prison time. But as far as i know you don't do anything useful anyway so why not.

Wonder what would have been.... Riviere (or new st) Cabella De Jong Ben Arfa

Aye I agree though.

Barely any rumours right now regarding players in for us. Fingers crossed that we do get another two in. I'm not expecting any though.

Probably just shit talk and rumours, but Hatem Ben Arfa is being linked with Everton :( Imagine him under Martinez. What a signing he would be.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/mark-douglas-alan-pardew-must-7580862?

GTFI if true!

I think the new one would be a lot better tbh.

That shirt is fucking awful! Makes wor Jackie have tits!

Another striker who doesnt score many. I wouldn't call him a striker though. Yes his end product could be better. He's got pace and shields the ball very well and likes to run at players. Would like him a lot.

Good player imo! Works hard as well so Pards would like him.....

I bet you don't look as fluid as us when in possession. Don't worry VI, you'll get there soon enough.

Sort this fucking mess out Pardew!

Not good enough this window so far. Better than expected though..

Well, there's one rotting away in the reserves. http://tiestofun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/you-don't-say-meme-nicolas-cage-2ei0fy5g.png