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He only has three? That's how it goes when you try to steal Tiotés chicken.

Ben Arfa is going to be our Santiago Muñez.

Fuck it, call in sick and say that you were up all night and bored to death from his updates, im sure your boss will understand it.

I'll follow the game, it ends just perfectly for breakfast, and ill probably look like this

2-1 now, Sessegnon.

He has told Simpson to be the receiver, what can he do.

They're already talking about getting a decent striker in.

Sunderland 2-0 down at the moment against Hannover.

"Cheik Tiote's tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cries" (think this is a Chuck Norris one though)

King Arfa looks like a mix of Dyer and Timberlake in that picture.

Why not? I think the comments coming from the club about them being happy for Barton to run down his contract indicate that the issue isn't as cut and dried as this post assumes. (I say that fully appreciating the two cases are different, but the point still stands...) I honestly just dont see it happen, too much money involved (Jose)

No offense, but yeah it's horrible.

The thing is if we're gonna play the system we think we will then there's about fuck all cover.

They know shit.

Would love him to stay more than anything, but it's so obvious we're gonna receive a big bid seconds before the window closes (we had no choice but to accept the offer or loose him for nothing) and we're in the shit. Sell him soon if he wont sign a new contract, cause the board will NEVER let him go for free next summer. He doesn't seem willing to sign a new one, saying "we're still hoping he will change his mind" is like a dog chasing it's own tail and all that will result in the first sentence above if we keep wasting time. Buy M'Bengue and Nathan Clyne (wish it was this easy) instead and let's move on, so tired of this fucking saga, i want it to end one way or another as soon as possible, as if not it's nailed on how it's gonna end up and we will loose many points over the season because of this. But it's Newcastle, always something to be frustrated about....

He likes a "surprise cock" more than a meat pole with static size.

If he's injury free this season im pretty confident he'll be one of the best players in the league this season. Out there with a point to prove and i think the injury has made him more mature (certainly wont take his talent for granted)

How highly do you rate this Moyo lad?

Need more than two players imo, but but..

Some funny stuff about him on twitter imo "Cheik tiote sleeps with a nightlight. not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of tiote!" "Cheik Tiote doesnt ring the wrong number, YOU answer the wrong fone!" "Michael Jordan can air walk. Tiote can sprint underwater." Did he score? (might been mentioned already?)

I heard that they're going to use a picture of Ryan Taylor in their logo for their fan site.

Marveaux looks like a dwarf next to Amobi in the fourth photo The picture probably "lies" a bit though.

Signed Dabo and fined him every week since and put him in the reserves (or youth)

Seconds before i loaded the RTG forum to have a laugh i was thinking "wouldn't surprise me if they've started a Cabaye thread and compare him to Charles Manson or something like that"