Shak

"A spaceload of players"

God everyone in the stadium is a stupid cunt.

Fulham was my first home game. Shit game. We went 1-0 up, Scott Parker header. They scored two scabby late goals and we lost 2-1. Aids. I was at the second 4-3 at Anfield too. We were 3-0 down, somehow came back then Fowler scored. Also aids.

May go and fuck himself. Claims to love the club yet here he is, not only willing to be a part of a regime that is destroying it but willing to suck as many dicks as is necessary to be the man in charge of our deliberate disembowelment. A self-serving creep of a man, I'm embarrassed to live on the same planet as him.

Jonas clearly gets the ball. Holding his hand up apologetically was a bit stupid there, probably influenced the ref.

This is awful FFS, I'm only half watching at this point.

? Sorry.

Been a good game IMO.

Knew Cisse wouldn't score there, his composure is laughably shite.

We are BRILLIANT.

That pizza sounds terrible.

Anyone else think Koeman comes across as a complete gimp? His interview after the Liverpool game was so fucking shite. Was the same after the Swansea game a few weeks back, sulky face on him complaining about how luck was against them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_commentator Martin Tyler, John Motson etc. are play-by-play guys, while the "expert" who gives opinion is called the color commentator i.e your Andy Gray, Gary Neville types.

The high point of the day was definitely him going on TV before kickoff and announcing what our tactics were going to be. Honestly not sure I'd ever seen that before. Think he was just trying to sound like a manager who knew about tactics, didn't stop to think that telling the opposition about them before kickoff just MIGHT be somewhat foolish. Tragic really.

Mourinho man.

Smooth moves from Carver telling everyone what our tactics are.

Brilliant from Williamson there. Cunt.

That free kick routine...

My stream temporarily froze on the shot of Pardew looking miserable.

Fucking yes!

Ref is having a great game.

That 90 minutes of shite poster was overly generous.

My son is 3 months old and I honestly don't know if I can bring myself to force NUFC on him. Don't even know if I want to. His grandfather (on her side) is a massive Man U fan, just painfully shit to listen to talking about football, and it'll break my heart to see him growing up cheering for them but it's heading in that direction. Either that or my brother will get to him... and he'll become a Liverpool fan. Need something to happen in the next few years. G'wan Fat Mike, die of aids you fat cunt.

What a shit team that would be.