Shak

Good save. Superb technique from Perez, gem of a player.

Best moment of my life.

Sitter. Pards gonna fluke a result, could easily be 3-0 again already.

Fuck that looked awful. Brilliant defending.

What the fuck was Colo doing there? Retard.

Poor header Wickham.

Heartbreaking that Perez is stuck playing for this wanker.

We're so shite, I hate us.

That Gouffy work rate.

We've reverted to type after a solid start.

Gets booked for that.

Tiote will just keep fouling til he's booked then sent off. There's something pure, almost beautiful about it.

Immense work rate from Gouffran, instant erection.

He really thinks this opposite day motivation shit works. Why won't he fucking leave. God damn it. Still less annoying than your jinxing shite in FF. You still on that? I wasn't jinxing. Sure brah.

He really thinks this opposite day motivation shit works. Why won't he fucking leave. God damn it. Still less annoying than your jinxing shite in FF.

Has Gouffran touched the ball yet?

Dummett looked like he'd never kicked a ball before. Bright start.

6 Points too many

Red card had a strange impact on the game, Man U were all over them before it and created fuck all after.

Villa fans being arseholes.

Was a wild swipe by Agbonlahor tbh, don't think there was any malice so a red is perhaps excessive but it was clumsy and ultimately dangerous so I can't be too mad at the decision.

http://i.imgur.com/45DoHXk.png

Well done. Fuck off. http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4583965/Altidore-Colback-3-0.jpg Dickhead.

http://media0.giphy.com/media/68MP3aJkj9KzC/giphy.gif

Said this a month ago after the good run started, didn't think he'd have the balls to do it before we at least lost a game. But it's an ego thing, I guess. He rates Gouffran, Colback, Tiote and the likes so he'll find a way to get them in there because he thinks that it's all about his masterful moves and the players are just an innocuous bi-product of his glorious existence as The King. Too far up his own arse to ever be good at this.