Shak

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Would you shag a woman with dicks for tits? It'd be interesting. I suppose. Gives tit wank a whole new meaning. Eh lads, there's this place called Thailand...

He should just bring an electric guitar to his interviews and blast this out.

Blaming the crowd's negativity is rich, considering the shite he's served up this year the crowd at SJP have given him incredible patience. Useless bag of shite, wish I could be the one to interview him.

The fucking Dalai Lama would lose his shit being thrust into this mess.

Most of the team speaks French anyway, hire some french dude. f*** it. It's been a lovely week of sport for me. Off to the tennis tomorrow, reckon I'll get raped by Serena Williams... that'd cap things off appropriately. Not gonna lie, I'd bang Serena. Stupid post in retrospect.

Yeah, what sort of manager would want to come and work under these conditions. Pardew's had the likes of Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Santon, Debuchy, Anita, Cisse and Marveaux forced upon him by Graham Carr... how can he be expected to succeed? Thousands of coaches on the continent who'd give their left nut to manage us, our setup isn't actually all that uncommon outside of England.

Most of the team speaks French anyway, hire some french dude. Fuck it. It's been a lovely week of sport for me. Off to the tennis tomorrow, reckon I'll get raped by Serena Williams... that'd cap things off appropriately.

Can't wait until the horrendous cunt tries to blame it all on them getting a dodgy equalizer. Expect loads of shit about how we were unlucky to not be three or four up at half time too. Did Federici have to make a single save in the second half? He's a useless cunt, last year was predominantly down to good luck. C'mon Ashley, you've done well finding good talent on the continent in terms of getting players in. Go get us a manager who isn't a complete fucking cretin.

Useless.

Took something truly special to lose this game from where we were at half time. One of the worst stand alone match day performances from a manager I've ever seen. Get rid of the cunt now.

I'm ashamed to be part of the same species as the spineless cunt.

Seriously, took something special to lose this. Pardew can fuck off.

Die in a fire you fucking cuntwhistle.

Jonas still on.

You know whose fault this is.

Crowd turning on him.

Williamson man, got nutmegged on a slow cross that was played twenty yards away from him.

Fuck off. You're a cunt Pardew.

Fuck off Pardew, you big fucking cunt.

Jonas is useless man.

Fuck off you with your enthusiasm. You know what you do.

I've found a sort of coping mechanism for Williamson. Every time he tries to do anything imagine he's making a high pitched kind of bray... makes his attempts at tackles and back post headers a bit of a laugh if nowt else.