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Williamson. I imagine he brayed like a donkey as he was swinging at that ball.

Man, the Remy stuff has really put the frighteners on me. Still refusing to get at all excited about this.

Starting to hate him on a personal level now, it's gone beyond just thinking he's shite at his job.

Fuck sake. Stay up until 2am to hopefully watch on a shitty stream somewhere and now I have to watch fucking Shola on the wing. It's fucking baffling man, when was the last time he started and played well in a game? Meanwhile whenever he comes on as a sub he generally looks decent and causes problems. So Pardew fucking starts him, obviously. What a godawful cretin. Luckily Reading are absolute melt, so we should still beat them.

If he starts fucking Shola I'm going to rape Pardew in the face. It's a double whammy and all, as he's depriving himself of having a really good impact sub to throw on after 70 minutes. When he starts, Shola is rubbish. When he comes on with twenty minutes to go, he generally looks useful. Solution? Start Shola? In the face, gentlemen.

I'll be shocked if we end up with this lad now, don't expect us to go back with an improved bid.

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What kind of hours do you sleep? People's different time zones are befuddling in here. Living in Melbourne, it's 11AM on Saturday morning here. All the good shit goes down while I'm asleep.

Looking forward to seeing exactly how this one goes tits up.

This window's been class, always some sort of bullshit to wake up to.

Not a massive shock given his age and high wages. Think of the savings if we get rid of him.

But if I don't the other kids won't like me and I'll end up like you.

A young, promising left back makes sense tbh. Debuchy and Santon is a nice starting pair but after them we have nothing. If either of them get injured having someone who isn't Danny Simpson or Ryan Taylor to step in would be handy. The fact that Santon can play both sides means that this chap would essentially be backup for two spots. Obviously this is pretty fucking low on the list of priorities though, and it probably just means Santon will be off soon.

Well this is lovely news to wake up to. Can't really say I'm surprised though, can't really blame Remy for opting for double the wages and I can't blame Llambias and Ashley for refusing to match them. Been a lovely few days.

Well this is nice. Looking forward to seeing him stand around looking confused as to what the fuck he's supposed to be doing for us in the near future.

You're going the full Cajun on this Tiote thing then Jonny?

THIS WOULD SOUND IMMENSE Colo if you've got to go away I don't think We can take the pain Won't you stay another day... And with that we're branded the Gayest football fans in the world It'd be less gay if our entire away support formed a massive human chain of men bumming each other ffs.

Ah fuck off. This club... fuck sake. Tell him he's going nowhere in January. If he stays and gives us everything until the end of May then we can accommodate his wish to leave.

I'm pretty sure he just doesn't understand what the expression means and thinks he's saying that Debuchy hasn't been causing any commotion, just getting on with things like a good pro. He probably thought he was paying Debuchy a compliment, the cabbage. The man says "we was" for fuck sake, we can hardly expect him to use idioms correctly.

Goal bonus. Did what any striker would have done in the situation, beat the defender to it who was trying to clear off the line and it's definitely his goal. Juan Mata is dreamy though.

Looks like BBC live text reckons Mata's shot was going in and Ba nicked in and got a touch just as it crossed the line. Greedy cunt.

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Krul Debuchy Lescott Colo Santon Tiote Cabaye Anita Ben Arfa Remy Cisse http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/quot+HNNNNNNNG+quot+THREAD+_88d525aa7aff746c49d2ca0081601d44.jpg Jesus, we might even win a game or two with that.