Shak

Thought he was more or less spot on? He was until he started talking about it being Algeria's World Cup final.

Patronising cunt Gerrard.

now now lets not go overboard If you were playing Mexico you'd probably be losing this tbf. We beat them before the world cup. A truly excellent point.

now now lets not go overboard If you were playing Mexico you'd probably be losing this tbf.

Man, the bookies are going to have one hell of a piss up once this tournament ends.

Rooney man, what the fuck is happening?

All fart & no shit. At least he's farting. Rest of the team seem to be playing with buttplugs in there.

Great cross, inches from setting up a goal. So yeah... take him off immediately.

Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney man. Three genuinely brilliant players, all look absolutely hopeless out there. Great fucking turn that.

Heskey

Thought you'd look shite in the group stages but didn't think you'd be quite this bad.

Quality save that.

Aye, really seems ideal for your 3 CM's. Stick Lennon out wide and give Rooney a free role.

Dodgy moment from Johnson there.

Nice dummy there.

Algeria keeper looking really dodgy.

Beaten to the punch by Jon. How humiliating.

Not arsed myself obviously but you should have an England WC thread IMO. You're going to want to talk about the aftermath/future games/tactics etc. more than you do with other games. Discussion and debate could be lost in the endless pages of talk about other games.

Right, reloaded. 50 quid more in the account. If I bust that, I'm out. £5 acc on England, Phil Browns and Ghana. Modest £15 return if it comes off... I'm not hopeful.

Swish. Still on for buying some Fubu and playing basketball later? These are awful stereotypes, man. Maybe if you axed me nicely I'd stop. That one was slightly better. Shit I'm straight representin', son.

Swish. Still on for buying some Fubu and playing basketball later? These are awful stereotypes, man. Maybe if you axed me nicely I'd stop.

Swish. Still on for buying some Fubu and playing basketball later?

About the game that is. And you'd prefer some fried chicken to fish, IMO.

You don't give a shit really Mike, IMO.

2-0 or 3-0. Be one of those, no doubt.