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I'd be playing Duff up front ahead of either Shola or Smith tbh. Though it's very fucking close, admittedly.

They paid 11m for Ronaldo, and sold Smith and Richardson for about that amount combined.

This commentator seems to reckon Jonas is a lefty, despite the repeated glaring displays of obviously not being.

Neither Butt or Guthrie are getting forward at all, Barton alongside either would be an improvement but I tend to agree that a real quality CM would mean a lot to the team.

I've put on the golf this last ten minutes tbh, it's a pretty dreadful game to watch given how inept looking we are up front.

So hard to see where a goal can possibly come from here, other than a set-piece. Smith and Shola, it's baffling viewing.

What a ledge.

Bit of showboating from Smith once the whistle had gone. Needless to say, he failed.

Buy another one then go all out to get rid of Ameobi and Smith. My bet is we're going pretty much all out to sell them as it is, it's just not happening.

Jon only beats you because he loves you Dave, chin up.

It'd be a lot more than 63 pages if the thread was about how shit SUPERTOON is tbh.

Milner probably.

Had a wank over a picture of Collocini last night. If you really blur your eyes it sort of looks like a woman. Good times, hope we get him.

Really sticking his neck out there. 'If he does well it'll improve them.' Yeah, no shit.

Sideshow Fab.

Why don't you just shut the fuck up, you wanker.

If we did splash out major cash over the next month or so it'd be interesting to see how NE5 reacted. Alledgedly making big bids for multiple players doesn't prove a whole lot tbh, could easily be the case that we put three sizeable bids in for players but only ever had the intention of carrying through with one of them, with the others being placed in as alternatives if we couldn't get our first choice. Until we start bringing good players through the door, I remain concerned and increasingly anxious regarding our boards intentions.

they've gone from having 4 of the best strikers in the prem, to 2 with 1 of them wanting to leave i suspect spurs formation next season will be 4-6-0 at this rate Berbatov also wants to leave and if the right offer comes for him i doubt he'll stay. Now when Keane is gone i think they will sign Arshavin or Villa for sure which will be good signing for them. I was told that Keane wouldn't be going until a replacement is sorted out. There may be 1) a change of heart, 2) the transfer won't actually completed for a while or 3) the replacement is near to being resolved. I don't know which. Berbatov is having second thoughts as he sees Ramos' team evolving. Reckoned to be 30% to stay, which still equals 70% to leave, but that is still 30% more to stay than it was this time last week. Ramos wants a committed Berbotov to stay. If he goes, still more likely to be Spain than Manchester. Arshavin and/or Villa are in contention, there is still serious money likely to be spent by all accounts. As for Collocini, there has been no comment made which makes me think we have made a firm bid for him, let alone tried to gazump Newcastle. That may be wrong, but if it is, I haven't heard any different to what I've said. You mean you have or haven't made a bid? He's quite ingeniously covering every eventuality, clearly.

Officially, his future should be decided in the next few days According to his agent, we've made an offer According to Spanish press, it's a matter of hours before he signs So no, then?

Praying that this one actually happens, can't help but be somewhat pessimistic about it though for some reason.

I think that between Jonas, Milner and N'Zogbia we'd be OK for wideman. Given that Milner and Jonas can play on the left we can have a well balanced pairing on the wings no matter what two of those we field. Should also be hoping Kazenga Lua-Lua can get the odd sniff of first team action in the coming season, and having Duff out of the way will help that. Geremi can also play on the right, at a push.

Couldn't help laughing at that, such a mathematical response.

Fuck this, I'm moving to Toontastic.