Shak

Willock man, he'd be incredible if he had any sort of final ball.

Zaha's hair looks like graphics from a Playstation 1

It's amazing that he used to be a forward, looks so uncomfortable in the final third compared to the rest of his game.

Another very good team performance, really controlled the half. Do think we look a bit toothless up front, Wilson seems to have lost form. Hopefully we'll nick a goal, be interesting to see if Isak and Wilson are used together again.

Can't say he'd be my ideal signing but some of you seem to have learned absolutely nothing from the last year. Gordon is 21 years old playing for a completely shite manager in a directionless shitshow of a team. He's quick, hardworking and can play on both sides. Pretty confident Howe would turn him into an extremely productive player.

It's massively on for us, getting to the point that I'll be gutted if we don't finish top four

There's a thread for this. 'Realistic Transfer targets' Oh Anglian,

Wouldn't be a disaster but it's not a good result IMO. Stacking up draws is a quick way to drop out of the top four.

I mean Yaya isn't the worst shout in terms of what a Joelinton-Modric mashup would look like as a player

My student said Modric, which was a nice thought

Recent Brazilian student of mine is massively into football, he's a Corinthians mega fan. I messaged and asked him what he thinks. Thinks he can develop into a top CM. Has played quite a bit on the wing and in more advanced positions as he's so quick but thinks ultimately he's going to be best suited to playing in the middle. Always looking for the ball and is plenty physical even at age 18 and will develop into a bit of a beast. He's quite excited at the prospect of Flamengo losing him, any way.

8 clear of 5th with a win on Saturday.

Martin Tyler just out of nowhere going on about how right the decision on the offside for the Fernandes goal last weekend was. Really weird

Never wanted the old cunt anyway.

Is he likely to be first choice for them? Hard to see him getting five goals as a bit part player if not. Be class if he just became the striker version of Sam Allardyce. New team brings him in every January and he gets them to safety.

Aye, this is pretty much it. I'd love two signings this window. A CM and then a winger who can play up front in a pinch. Joelinton would be perfectly fine as a third choice CF too. Only thing is I think we lose something in CM with him out and with Wilson's issues our third striker is more likely to play than most clubs' third CF.

I mean, it's just a framework until we sign Osimhen in the summer.

I do wonder if ultimately we bring in a really offensively minded LB and our "wingers" in the 4-3-3 are more like Isak than true wide men. Isak - Wilson - Moukoko would be an hilarious front line, just full of goals

Double swoop for Osimhen and Kvaratskhelia.

Really disappointing the thread title doesn't say "Notts Forrest" just to annoy any of their fans coming over to see what we think.

I mean, I'd say Leeds fans could make a reasonable arguement. Lost the rag at the end against them and the whole thing calling one of their players "small" and doing the finger gesture would definitely make you think he was a wanker

Some save that.

Who are the players in our team that fans of other clubs want to punch in the face? Obviously we can't see it because they're on our team but we must have some? Maybe Trippier because he talks a lot at the ref? ASM constantly acting injured? Dunno. Do Man U fans see it with Antony and Fernandes? They must

Dokko putting out some ITK vibes

Seems utterly inconceivable that we'd let Wood go if we didn't have someone lined up. Unreasonably excited by this, just because I feel there must be something in the works.