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Cunt

He's a cunt

Nah man he's changed. Or Rafa will make him see the light. Or something.

Maybe Rafa is playing the exceptionally patient game with him. A 2 year bedding in period before he gets a game?

Ridiculous choice of kicking foot. One dimensional. Get rid.

We have 2 strikers though. 2. Naah. We've got about 5 players who could play up front. It's just that they're mostly shit/young/played deeper most of the time. Having strikers is different to having players who could play upfront. Unless you're counting Toney and Armstrong? Ignoring younguns, we've got Gayle/Mitro/Perez/Riviere. I'm not saying anything about their ability, just the fact that Mike looks at the squad, sees 4 strikers, says if you want another, sell one of these twats. And then we wander out to the market trying to shill our Riviere wares and the whole world s at us.

I'd imagine our shit players are on a fairly high salary. The likes of Colback and Riviere are probably being looked at by shit championship or decent league one teams who can't pay them anything near what they're on. Yeah I'm not really sure about the high-salary chatter though. I'm of the opinion that we're cheap AF, and thus the high-salary talk doesn't really sit right with me. I suppose it's all relative though. I don't think our players are on high Premier League salaries, but you might be right with regards to potential Ligue 1 returnees.

We have 2 strikers though. 2. Naah. We've got about 5 players who could play up front. It's just that they're mostly shit/young/played deeper most of the time.

There have been so few rumours about our fringe players/returning loanee superstars leaving though. Are they really that unwanted? All of them??.. Or are we just playing the cunt, expecting that people will want to pay reasonable money for players who are clearly unwanted by NUFC, and on the wane?

Underwhelming aye but hardly fucked. Quite the overreaction overreaction. I've sat on my hands until my allotted freak out date and now I'm overreacting? I guess it depends what you think we should be trying to do. I think we should be trying to strengthen to challenge for top half. What were actually doing is clearly way short of that. Narrowly avoid relegation is clearly the MO. Just like the last time we were in the league. That went well.

He will need a work permit aye. He won't get one before an appeal if the rules are actually stuck to. But the appeals process considers significantly more sensible factors, such as transfer fee, quality of club he's coming from (and % of games they've played for said club), etc etc.

I was promised august as my allotted admit-that-were-fucked date, now it's #wait all over again? Nah no way nah.

Well it's august now. Are we allowed to admit were fucked now? Or at the very least, not interested in doing anything beyond the bare minimum. Again.

One of those is the skin tight AUTHENTIC shirt, vs the crappo fat lad shirt at the top.

Me too. Unfortunately.

16th.

The headline image on BBC Football transfer rumours right now is Dean Ashton. Maybe the tranny-w isn't quite as on fire as I had imagined.

We're Burnley AF. This season is going to be long.

This should put enough pressure on Mike to get that contract renewal sorted for Gouff.

This fellas name is far too generic. It's suspicious. 99% sure Mike just made him up in order to dissipate some of the fan unrest.

CLASS

Rafa the Sellout

How'd you manage that? Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk I personally am a big fan of https://twitter.com/YEDLlN/status/885227401743134720

I'm sure that's what he'll attempt to do, aye. But it's just a myth that he's some highly effective businessman owner capable of outsmarting everyone else. He's just a shit smug owner with far too high an opinion of himself. He's shit at everything he touches with regards to NUFC, and he's a fat cunt too.